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Old 05-28-2012, 10:50 AM   #1
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What, perhaps should concern you but maybe OK to ignore for now? Could be TMI

I was listening to Patton Oswalt last night and was laughing so hard I almost shit myself. Like really.

I managed to shut off the volume just in time. Could have been very, very unpleasant.
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:00 PM   #2
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Youre over 50. There are two rules that you need to ad to your daily.

1. Never waste a hard on.

2. Never trust a fart.
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Old 05-29-2012, 07:02 AM   #3
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Ha! Brilliant!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 05-29-2012, 05:57 PM   #4
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What, perhaps should concern you but maybe OK to ignore for now? Could be TMI

My balls itch.
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Old 05-29-2012, 07:01 PM   #5
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oooo... tough one. that falls between a boner and a butthole.


scratch that. Not falls, hangs. Actually, scratch that. Scratch them.


Ah.. that's better.
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Old 05-30-2012, 04:08 PM   #6
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