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Old 06-20-2012, 04:35 PM   #16
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Then what is it
It was a request for you to STFU, and go away.

"STFU":

'S' = Shut
'T' = The
'F' = Fuck
'U' = Up

"Go away":

As in 'Sayonara'
As in 'So long Sammy, see ya in Miami'
As in 'Buh-bye'
As in 'Take a flying leap'

I'd give you more examples, but, you seem like the easily-confused type.
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Old 06-20-2012, 04:49 PM   #17
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Sorry to disappoint, but I think I'll stick around for a while. Of course,I never really left in the first place...technically speaking.
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Old 06-20-2012, 05:01 PM   #18
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:32 PM   #19
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Ease up Grav. No need to pick on him.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:02 PM   #20
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Meh, fuck him if he can't take a joke.
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Old 06-21-2012, 03:15 PM   #21
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Meh, fuck him if he can't take a joke.
Oh, I can take a joke...a good joke.
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Old 06-21-2012, 03:19 PM   #22
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A Sellars walked into the Cellar.

Why the long face, asked the bartender?

Oh he came with the suit, said the parrot, as the skeleton mopped up his drink.

Kind of a nonsensical conglomerate of bar jokes. But funny, right?
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Old 06-21-2012, 03:37 PM   #23
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A Sellars walked into the Cellar.
I like this one. Nice wordplay on my family name.

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Old 06-21-2012, 03:42 PM   #24
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It was really one joke except for the last sentence.

And now I'm realizing my callous error. I didn't mean it that way, man. I was just conglomerating bar jokes.
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Old 06-24-2012, 11:37 PM   #25
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No it's not. No matter what letters you choose, your name's always gonna be "Batman". Absolutely NO thought was put into this. Some better name generators would be the ones at, for example, Rum & Monkey, or the Vampire Name Generator at Emmadavies.net. My vampire name is Uriel Beau Pre, a.k.a Thanatos of The Steely Moon, child of the Moon Goddess - Cold, determined, but of the light in the night.
Dude, you are way too serious. Makes me want to ask.....wait for it...........why so serious?

That is humor, you may recognize that.
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Old 06-25-2012, 12:08 AM   #26
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Dude, you are way too serious. Makes me want to ask.....wait for it...........why so serious?
It's not a question of seriousness. It's a question of putting some thought into one's humor.
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Old 06-25-2012, 10:51 AM   #27
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John, it is one of the unwritten rules of social behavior that, when a joke is not funny to you, you simply don't say anything. You just move on, because an argument over whether something is funny is definitely not funny either.

Incidentally, the reason many people would find the Batman list to be funny is because it is unexpected: you expect that a name generator like that will be full of creative variations, like name generators always are. By making the results all "Batman," the list maker is 1.) surprising the reader with something unexpected, and 2.) implying that Batman is so cool, no other variation could possibly be better.
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Old 06-25-2012, 01:27 PM   #28
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see rule 2 above:

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