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06-25-2012, 07:26 PM
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that's not his finger, folks..... don't be fooled into asking for more.
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06-26-2012, 02:09 PM
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The Great Offender
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You ain't 'posed to bend it!!
You can wiggle it, shake it, and wave it around, but, don't bend it!
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06-26-2012, 02:11 PM
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Co-Strawberry Festival Queen
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Did you get pus in boots?
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06-26-2012, 02:29 PM
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06-27-2012, 11:07 AM
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Co-Strawberry Festival Queen
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Wait, has no-one said this yet...?
I'm sorry about your finger.
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06-27-2012, 07:08 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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06-29-2012, 03:58 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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It is freakin' hot!!!! It's reached the point where I stop wearing underwear. Just a warning in case any of you decide to check. No more tea or soft drinks until this heat wave breaks on Tuesday. I'm only drinking water.
I truly pity any poor soul who might attempt to hike across the Border. They might as well go ahead and commit suicide
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06-29-2012, 04:04 PM
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06-29-2012, 05:26 PM
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as filthy as a good set of beer goggles
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daaaamn sarge! jokes aside, that's fucking nasty! I got bit when I was a kid in south texas and thank gawd I only remember the initial bite!
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06-29-2012, 08:10 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Umm ... Sarge, please say you're on antibiotics. And if your finger has swollen along its entire length, you're going to tell us you've had an orthopedic surgeon look at you, right? Especially if the party trick with the pus is continuing. Pretty please.
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06-30-2012, 01:03 AM
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as filthy as a good set of beer goggles
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no shit. dude, really....
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06-30-2012, 07:43 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Evidently it is pretty common around here. Mine was just worse because of my allergy to insect stings. They gave me a shot of medrol & put me on clindamycin (sic?). I change the dressing twice a day. It still weeps a little, but there is no more bright red area.
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06-30-2012, 07:57 AM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Whew. Glad you're doing better.
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