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Old 06-30-2012, 11:45 AM   #61
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I am sorry about yr finger ...
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Old 07-02-2012, 11:05 AM   #62
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I got home last night to find a little baby scorpion in my bathroom sink. Barely a half inch long. And it got FLUSHED. And somehow, I slept just fine! I *HATE* scorpions!
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Old 07-02-2012, 04:11 PM   #63
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I got home last night to find a little baby scorpion in my bathroom sink. Barely a half inch long. And it got FLUSHED. And somehow, I slept just fine! I *HATE* scorpions!
I've lived in AZ for over 6 years now and i have never seen a scorpion.
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Old 07-02-2012, 04:15 PM   #64
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I've lived in AZ for over 6 years now and i have never seen a scorpion.
51st century pheromones. You people have no idea.
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Old 07-03-2012, 12:19 AM   #65
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51st century pheromones. You people have no idea.
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Is a single PoC here willing to agree that white people should get to define racism?
Is a single woman here willing to agree that men should get to define sexism and patriarchy?
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just one of you, come on. Just one of any category that isn't cis het white male.
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Old 07-05-2012, 03:33 PM   #66
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I still have an ouchie. Of course most of the guys swear it is herpes. LOL
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Old 07-05-2012, 03:56 PM   #67
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...most of the guys swear it is herpes. LOL
You done gone n got bit by a skank-ass scorpion!?

If I ever get the Big H, I hope I can remember to say "I caught it from a scorpion."
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Old 07-10-2012, 01:32 PM   #68
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You done gone n got bit by a skank-ass scorpion!?

If I ever get the Big H, I hope I can remember to say "I caught it from a scorpion."
Do you really want people to think you are able to fuck a scorpion?
They ain't that big! lol
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Old 07-10-2012, 05:21 PM   #69
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It was blowing me.

And like a dumbass, I asked it to tickle my balls...

It did.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:39 PM   #70
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Look! It is almost all dried up. It barely weeps. The Army should really do a better job about warning us of the danger of herpes from scorpions. Geez, I'm scared to stick my finger anyplace now
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:40 PM   #71
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BTW, many of you know I am back in MS. My hearing before the Board of Aldermen is next Tuesday
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:46 PM   #72
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Good luck Sarge, although I hope you don't need it.
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:14 AM   #73
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Thanks buddy, but things look pretty grim at this point. I admit I'm sweating it & feeling persecuted.
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:39 AM   #74
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Another blurry pic, but it illustrates the typical day of a soldier. LOL
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:59 AM   #75
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That must be your fan club.
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