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07-12-2012, 10:12 AM
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Goetze's candy
I pooped this candy in my mouth and ate it before I looked at the name of the candy.
Yes, it is aptly named, note also that it is a "bulls-eye" caramel cream. No imagination needed
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07-12-2012, 10:14 AM
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Here is the candy from the web.
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07-12-2012, 10:16 AM
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delicious creme filled centers....
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07-12-2012, 10:44 AM
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I was a parent chaperone on my boys cub scout camp a couple weeks ago.
It was interesting to see the dynamic between all the boys. Out of our group of 12 boys, there were 4 who were causing all the trouble. We had to be constantly stopping them from doing some stupid stuff that would wind up getting them hurt. Or asking them to stop constantly yelling. Anyway, I was surprised when one of these 4 kids, who just blabbers all the time, made a reference to Two Girls, One Cup. Dude is 10 years old. He didn't go into any detail at all, so I have no idea if he even knows what Two Girls, One Cup is, but I was shocked. I can't imagine where he heard of that. He has no older siblings. I doubt his dad told him about it, but who knows? I did the appropriate thing, which was to just ignore it. None of the other boys knew what he was referring to, and they were soon talking about pocket knives, BB guns, or some other appropriate thing. I have never seen Two Girls, One Cup, but I have heard of it, and have an idea what it is all about. No desire to see it. |
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07-12-2012, 01:06 PM
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One of the cow orkers mentioned one of those sorts of things ... I immediately responded, "you will not be able to un-see it. Just don't even bother."
It amazes me that there are people who HAVEN'T seen it.
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07-12-2012, 01:40 PM
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*raises hand*
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07-12-2012, 01:47 PM
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Which one?
I saw Goatse years ago. I don't remember if I was tricked into seeing it or if I was curious and had to go check it out. Either way, I knew that when someone told me about Tub Girl and Two Girls, One Cup and compared them to Goatse, that I didn't need to go there. Some things are better left a mystery. |
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07-12-2012, 01:58 PM
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I never developed a taste for caramel creams. I know people that love them. I am fine with the caramel, but the cream, well, that's supposed to be lovingly enrobed in the finest dark chocolate.
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07-12-2012, 02:04 PM
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07-12-2012, 02:39 PM
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07-12-2012, 02:41 PM
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He is flexible.
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07-12-2012, 04:12 PM
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07-12-2012, 04:39 PM
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I assumed it was an intentional pun
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07-20-2012, 08:39 AM
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Vaguely related:
Merkins: for "Jelly" read "Jell-o".
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