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Old 07-16-2012, 10:42 PM   #16
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Maybe it's just footballers? lol
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Old 07-17-2012, 01:55 AM   #17
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Unless lads have some sort of body issue, then my experience is also that they like to air their tackle as much as possible. Get a camera out amongst drunk 18 year old men and you'll have all the flaccid cock and balls shots you could ever wish for.

Ho ho ho, look how drunk I was!

Teens don't need drink, but are simply curious to see how they match up.
I've had many male friends admit to me about group masturbation, (literal) pissing contests etc.
In comparison I never showed my lady-garden to my friends.

I think it's a display instinct.
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:13 AM   #18
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"Group Masturbation" ?!?!?!?!?!?!That must be a British thing...
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:19 AM   #19
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Do Americans not play the biscuit game?
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:27 AM   #20
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American boys play the fart game.

Group masturbation was pretty contained to gay and gay-in-waiting.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:36 AM   #21
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It's a big thing amongstthe hard knock rugby types. Ya know, 'avin a laugh, a bit of booze, a BJ, just for lulz.
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Old 07-17-2012, 12:40 PM   #22
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I knew a guy in college who had gone to private school, and he was talking about circle jerks one day and everyone was like, huh? And he explained what they were, and everyone was like, WTF Dude! And then he claimed that he was never in one but that he had heard about them.

Eww.
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:03 PM   #23
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Did he belong to FFA?
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:45 PM   #24
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Was he British?
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Old 07-17-2012, 04:06 PM   #25
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I knew a guy in college who had gone to private school, and he was talking about circle jerks one day and everyone was like, huh? And he explained what they were, and everyone was like, WTF Dude! And then he claimed that he was never in one but that he had heard about them.

Eww.
I think it was very popular in private schools. I have heard of the "Cookie" game (I assume it is essentially the biscuit game) only from prep school types.

I guarantee if your reaction had not been one of revulsion, but of interest he would have fessed up (notice I didn't say "come clean") and admitted to being a participant.

It's very gay, imo
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:37 PM   #26
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I dunno, I think it's one of those urban legends that never actually happens. Like pulling a "fuck tab" off a can of soda in my day, or those stupid colored bracelets from about 10 years ago that were supposed to equate to various sex acts, but it was all titillation, cheerleaders weren't actually giving blowjobs to random nerds who managed to swipe a bracelet off them.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:28 PM   #27
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All circumcision is wrong imo.

My boys aren't done and have never complained about it, but here (US -could be just my little pocket, but I hear it's the same everywhere), they do not shower after gym in school. Most of the time, they don't even change clothes. they do gym in their street clothes and then go right to their next class. it's gross. My 14yo daughter was disgusted that she had personal fitness (a mandatory course) first hour and the teacher begrudged them time to change out of their sweaty clothes and sneakers, never mind take a shower. but at least they have no opportunity to show and compare naughty bits.

There is no "locker room" atmosphere/mentality until they get to high school sports (aged 14/15)
and even then....

Daughter is a swimmer. They have a communal locker room. They see each other in next to nothing during practice... and yet they take 45 minutes to get out of practice because they take it in turns to change in the toilet cubicles. Oh and they are all great contortionist because, on arrival, they put their suits on over their knickers and bra, and then take those off. Bra easy. knickers/panties.......

Something's wrong here imo, but maybe i'm just a sex-crazed European.
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Old 07-18-2012, 02:15 AM   #28
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I dunno, I think it's one of those urban legends that never actually happens. Like pulling a "fuck tab" off a can of soda in my day, or those stupid colored bracelets from about 10 years ago that were supposed to equate to various sex acts, but it was all titillation, cheerleaders weren't actually giving blowjobs to random nerds who managed to swipe a bracelet off them.
Nope, I have heard it straight from the horse's mouth.
By group masturbation I don't mean pulling eachother's puds. I mean 2/3/4 early teens in a tightly knit group, one afternoon discussing pubes and stiffies and wanking, and then doing it in front of eachother. No more sexual than pissing, something most men do in front of eachother every day.

I must admit the only men I knew who admitted to the biscuit game were Squaddies. And they had so many disgusting games (shit sandwich..?) that I have to believe it's true. They'd play spoof for the order in which they fucked a prostitute. Their whole lives revolved around bonding, spunk and humiliation.
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:07 AM   #29
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yep. It was rugby lads that I knew who did that sort of thing.
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:09 AM   #30
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After I suspended my disbelief, I threw up in my mouth a little.

It's like gorillas and other monkeys I guess. Very civilized and proper.
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