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Old 07-20-2012, 04:41 PM   #616
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This is what we were watching in Britain in the late 90s. Is it any wonder we're all fucking mental?


Youkind of have to go with it for a bit before it starts to get funny. Also, cultural note: 'Loot' was the name of a free ads paper, where everyone sold their cars and stuff.

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Old 07-20-2012, 05:44 PM   #617
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An early episode of QI....with extra whale penis.
Fry: What is the largest thing a blue whale can swallow?
Anderson: Another blue whale.

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Old 07-22-2012, 12:42 PM   #618
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Not YouTube, SoundCloud. Still, very funny.

http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/th...azy-looks-like
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Old 07-22-2012, 01:38 PM   #619
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Fry: What is the largest thing a blue whale can swallow?
Anderson: Another blue whale.

I like Clive Anderson.



End of show routine from Steve Coogan's show a few years ago.

Language very much nsfw:



And not a good song to find yourself unthinkingly singing under your breath at the supermarket...
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Old 07-22-2012, 05:19 PM   #620
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A clam eats table salt off a table. Your argument is invalid

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Old 07-22-2012, 05:29 PM   #621
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Fuck. Suddenly clam chowder really doesn't sound so appealing....
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Old 07-22-2012, 05:37 PM   #622
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It's not eating the salt, that's it's leg. It's looking for sand or mud to hide in.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:57 PM   #623
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I was gonna put this in funny political pictures, but it's not really a picture. If it still counts, a mod can move it there, plz thx.

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Old 07-27-2012, 01:27 AM   #624
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Old 07-27-2012, 01:33 AM   #625
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Old 07-27-2012, 01:33 AM   #626
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Old 07-27-2012, 03:51 AM   #627
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It's not eating the salt, that's it's leg. It's looking for sand or mud to hide in.
Oh noes. I definitely can't watch it now.
I'm a determined omnivore, but sometimes, just sometimes, I justify eating animals by the ones I let go.
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:47 PM   #628
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This clip has a single example of NSFW language. A nice, loud 'WTF?' at around the 25 second mark.

Funny up til then, then, fucking hilarious.

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Old 08-04-2012, 08:20 AM   #629
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The Olympics are fun!


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Old 08-09-2012, 05:49 PM   #630
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