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Old 08-16-2012, 07:39 PM   #1
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Nuns dont kill people

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Old 08-16-2012, 08:06 PM   #2
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Nuns don't kill people
... but they can be habit forming.


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said Tom unconventionally.


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Nuns don't kill people
they just feel Superior.



Guess who fainted?



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Old 08-17-2012, 06:57 AM   #3
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No - they just eff up your psyche then sit back and watch the slow
train wreck they've turned you into.
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:23 AM   #4
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For full nerd disclosure Lindsay Lohan here was not playing a nun, but a spoilt rich drugged out brat, dressed as a nun.
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:02 PM   #5
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:09 PM   #6
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Shirley MacClaine was also not playing a nun, she was playing a prostitute who was playing a nun!
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Old 08-21-2012, 02:20 PM   #7
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It's been nice knowin ya efovaret- my soon to be former buddy ol pal.
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Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)
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Old 08-21-2012, 02:22 PM   #8
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For full nerd disclosure Lindsay Lohan here was not playing a nun, but a spoilt rich drugged out brat, dressed as a nun.
for somewhat fuller nerd disclosure, Lindsay Lohan there was also not playing an autobiographical role.
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Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)
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Old 08-21-2012, 02:47 PM   #9
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none thought of the others they would never meet, or how their lives would all contain this hour
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Old 08-21-2012, 06:58 PM   #10
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They may not kill you, but if you happen to die falling down the stairs, that's just God's will.
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Old 08-21-2012, 10:39 PM   #11
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Nun's () killed my finger on 9/11 YIB...?
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:05 AM   #12
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Nuns don't break knuckles, rulers break knuckles.
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:22 AM   #13
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bwaaaahahahahaha!
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