Suicide for the pope?

ZenGum · 02-28-2013, 06:11 PM

You know he's retiring to live in a convent full of cute young nuns, right? At 85, he won't last long.

Good thing too, you don't want to die a virgin and go to heaven, 'cause there's all these Muslim terrorists waiting for you with pots of vaseline.

sexobon · 03-01-2013, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

You know he's retiring to live in a convent full of cute young nuns, right?

They don't say Peter is the Rock for nothin'.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-02-2013, 02:54 AM

He's half blind, near deaf, has sky high blood pressure and keeps falling out of bed.
Now that he's perfect for the job, he up and quits. Sacre Bleu

02-28-2013, 06:11 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You know he's retiring to live in a convent full of cute young nuns, right? At 85, he won't last long. Good thing too, you don't want to die a virgin and go to heaven, 'cause there's all these Muslim terrorists waiting for you with pots of vaseline. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-02-2013, 02:54 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He's half blind, near deaf, has sky high blood pressure and keeps falling out of bed. Now that he's perfect for the job, he up and quits. Sacre Bleu __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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