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Originally Posted by Carruthers

I know that it isn't the done thing to comment on the appearance of others, but Mr Hall's considerable 'physical presence' would at least dispense with the need to apply the heavy roller to a cricket pitch after mowing.

He's a mere sprite by US standards.

[Griff]

Maybe he should collect push mowers.

[Carruthers]

With a week to go until Mr Hyde National Burger Day, Mr Hyde teamed up with London cabbies to host the UK's first CAR-B-Q at Battersea Power Station.

If you think that Battersea Power Station looks derelict, that's because it is.
A number of redevelopment plans have fallen through over the years but the latest is supposed to be the one to succeed.