02-22-2009, 05:04 PM | #1756 |
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Hm. Actually it's pretty clever, when you think about it. Chilled beer makes the nipples stand out. The only task then is to drink it quickly. Which, considering it's Bud (ie: piss water) you probably just want to get it down and over with anyway.
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02-22-2009, 05:31 PM | #1757 | |
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02-22-2009, 06:37 PM | #1758 |
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Me sorry.
I have one that's worse, but I have to: 1) resize it 2) give you time to get over that one.
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02-22-2009, 06:48 PM | #1759 |
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02-22-2009, 07:25 PM | #1760 |
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"Cheap" relative to what?? I'm going to need an exact figure here . . .
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02-22-2009, 08:02 PM | #1761 |
I'm still a jerk
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It is a portable glory hole
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02-22-2009, 10:56 PM | #1762 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Good one Toran...
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02-24-2009, 01:13 AM | #1763 |
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02-24-2009, 07:01 AM | #1764 |
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If they have a beautiful face I reckon they can charge more. I wonder if it would be EVEN CHEAPER if you furnished your own bag?
Might be a double bagger, though. One for her and one for you. (In case hers comes off in the excitement).
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02-24-2009, 02:32 PM | #1765 |
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02-26-2009, 06:01 AM | #1766 |
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...sigh...
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02-28-2009, 04:56 AM | #1767 |
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...that jingle jangle jingle.
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02-28-2009, 03:09 PM | #1768 |
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It's like a rain chain, only different. Yuckier.
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02-28-2009, 05:07 PM | #1769 | |
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02-28-2009, 07:47 PM | #1770 |
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Does anyone else find it to be odd that she appears to be browsing a display of women's panties?
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