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Two blondes are walking when one looks down and says "Look, rabbit tracks."
The other says "No, those are deer tracks." "Rabbit tracks", "Deer tracks", "Rabbit tracks", "Deer tracks". Five minutes later they were both hit by a train.
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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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01-12-2018, 01:00 PM | #1863 |
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Contraction
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01-12-2018, 11:38 PM | #1865 |
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
01-13-2018, 08:26 AM | #1866 |
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01-13-2018, 08:33 AM | #1867 |
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Or not toupee
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01-13-2018, 03:51 PM | #1868 |
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01-14-2018, 02:17 AM | #1870 |
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Maria, from The Sound of Music
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01-14-2018, 02:52 PM | #1874 |
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Goddamned irritating bitches
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