04-26-2005, 01:06 AM | #91 |
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I have been playing with this for a while, have read your responses, and haven't hit a repeat yet. I know it HAS to. I hope it has to.
some gems from tonight at work: Vin Diesel is the gatekeeper to the Apocalypse. He is also the gatekeeper to the trash bin behind the Denny's on 4th Street in Boulder Colorado. Both of these are listed on his resume. Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense.
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04-26-2005, 09:24 AM | #92 |
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I've hit some repeats, but this is the first time i've read:
Contrary to popular belief, the brassierre was not invented for feminine breast support, but to function as a jockstrap for Vin Diesel's gargantuan testicles. Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those.
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04-26-2005, 10:57 AM | #93 |
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i've only had one repeat so far and it was kind of lame.
what i have found is that these facts have a compounding effect. the first 2 or 3 don't make me laugh, but by the time i get to the 7th or 8th i have a wide open grin, number 11 usually marks the first audible laugh.
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04-27-2005, 04:51 PM | #94 |
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And now for something completely different, http://www.nizkor.org/features/falla...dex.html#index
by Vin Diesel
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04-27-2005, 11:16 PM | #95 |
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As they say, because newer is not always better. oldversion.com
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05-08-2005, 11:33 AM | #98 |
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This one seemed a little interesting.....and I didn't do as well as I had thought I would
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbo...nseschallenge/
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05-08-2005, 06:02 PM | #99 |
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I demand a recount. Better yet an arbitrator. Some of there answers were pretty subjective. Like what tastes better. :p
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05-09-2005, 02:55 PM | #102 |
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I got 12 out of 20 on the sense test. I have to agree that the taste combinations were arbitrary as hell.
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05-09-2005, 03:03 PM | #103 |
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All they wanted you to do was choose the sweet/salty combinations. But I think it's a little silly to expect most people to know what caviar tastes like.
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It tastes like stinky, salty fish eggs...ick.
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05-09-2005, 11:42 PM | #105 |
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How does the test know what I like on my white chocolate??? Of the choices offered, I was very certain that I would enjoy it most with broccoli.
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