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07-27-2009, 09:55 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Oh, do tell. So you had green eggs, green ham, and neither were the result of food coloring? You're still alive?
You can't NOT tell.
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07-27-2009, 09:59 PM
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the crowd goes wild!
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07-27-2009, 10:08 PM
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the crowd goes wild!
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I used to serve in the US Submarine Service. Mind you subs can’t get fresh supplies at sea, so once milk, eggs, fresh fruit, veggies, etc are gone, that is it. So after 2-4 weeks at sea you tend to get to the very last of the items that were once fresh. Since we store the eggs in the bilge which is somewhat cool, eggs make it close to 4 weeks. When I say close, it’s all relative and perspective…with no other eggs headed your way for another 5-6 weeks, even old eggs sound good. So by week 4, eggs and old ham tend to take on a rather ominous green sheen. If you cook them long enough and cover it all in Tabasco, they go down fine. Since we have been eating eggs and other items over time as they get old, we seem to build up a tolerance to whatever bacteria colony they are growing. Wished I had pictures, it was truly a sight to see when the Navy cook slaps it on the plate and shoves it at you!
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"The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D. |
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07-27-2009, 10:11 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Oh wow! Thanks for the story, and thank you for your service!
 I forget how spoiled we are. Not like green spoiled. 
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07-28-2009, 07:45 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Ever seen a Horse fly?
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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07-28-2009, 10:57 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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I bet this guy has:
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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07-28-2009, 11:10 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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07-28-2009, 11:11 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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Have you ever seen a burglar wearing and black and white horizontally striped jersey and a black eye mask carrying a bag of swag?
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07-28-2009, 11:36 AM
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Adapt and Survive
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I've seen a French girl exclaim "Ooh la la" in surprise, though while this tale involves lubricant, an open window and being sprayed in the face, it is not actually the least bit saucy.
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07-28-2009, 11:47 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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07-28-2009, 12:32 PM
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Fucktard Resistance League
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My chickens lay green (and blue and brown and tan and white) eggs.
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07-28-2009, 01:19 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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A green ham is one that has been cured but not smoked.
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07-28-2009, 09:17 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-28-2009, 09:19 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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