Nov 3rd, 2017: Cowboy

xoxoxoBruce · 11-02-2017, 10:35 PM

♫ My home's in Montana, I wear a bandana
My spurs are of silver, my pony is gray ♪
♫ While riding the ranges, my luck never changes
With foot in the stirrup I'll gallop away ♪

Cowboys had it great, sleeping under the stars with a belly full of beans, a bottle of rotgut, and cuddly Rattlesnakes.
Then the sodbusters came with their tightassed teatotaler wives, barbwire, churches, and schools.
Injury to insult, the railroads foiled the fun travel of trodding on new folks, and vegetarians ruined the market.
It was all downhill from there. Got so a real cowboy is reduced to posing for tourists, begging for tips.

John Wayne does NOT approve.

glatt · 11-03-2017, 07:55 AM

You have to admit, it's a good picture.

Diaphone Jim · 11-03-2017, 11:45 AM

Not sure of what you get for the different "donations."

xoxoxoBruce · 11-03-2017, 12:41 PM

$1 gets a cowboy on a horse, but for $5 he'll ride out on the point for the picture above.

Gravdigr · 11-03-2017, 12:54 PM

Just the tip? Promise?

glatt · 11-03-2017, 01:38 PM

If he's already at the point when you pull into the parking spot, does he gallop back so you can't sneak a picture?

Undertoad · 11-03-2017, 02:57 PM

This is my ideal job

Gravdigr · 11-05-2017, 12:28 PM

Yebbut, cleaning up after work is just horse shit.

And the dust!

blueboy56 · 11-06-2017, 09:15 PM

Uh, I don't think that is Montana.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-06-2017, 09:32 PM

You're right, he's a long way from home.

Gravdigr · 11-07-2017, 03:10 PM

He's moving to Montana soon.

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

11-02-2017, 10:35 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nov 3rd, 2017: Cowboy ♫ My home's in Montana, I wear a bandana My spurs are of silver, my pony is gray ♪ ♫ While riding the ranges, my luck never changes With foot in the stirrup I'll gallop away ♪ Cowboys had it great, sleeping under the stars with a belly full of beans, a bottle of rotgut, and cuddly Rattlesnakes. Then the sodbusters came with their tightassed teatotaler wives, barbwire, churches, and schools. Injury to insult, the railroads foiled the fun travel of trodding on new folks, and vegetarians ruined the market. It was all downhill from there. Got so a real cowboy is reduced to posing for tourists, begging for tips. John Wayne does NOT approve. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-03-2017, 12:41 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	$1 gets a cowboy on a horse, but for $5 he'll ride out on the point for the picture above. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-03-2017, 12:54 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Just the tip? Promise? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-05-2017, 12:28 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yebbut, cleaning up after work is just horse shit. And the dust! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-06-2017, 09:32 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You're right, he's a long way from home. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-03-2017, 07:55 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	You have to admit, it's a good picture.

11-03-2017, 11:45 AM	#3
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Not sure of what you get for the different "donations."

11-03-2017, 01:38 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	If he's already at the point when you pull into the parking spot, does he gallop back so you can't sneak a picture?

11-03-2017, 02:57 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	This is my ideal job

11-06-2017, 09:15 PM	#9
blueboy56 Master Locutor Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 151	Uh, I don't think that is Montana.

11-07-2017, 03:10 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	He's moving to Montana soon. Gonna be a dental floss tycoon. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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