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Old 01-17-2004, 08:02 PM   #76
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Yeah, theres some guys I like to, but what I really fantasize about is Wolf coming in here, guns a blazin, sayin stand up! I'll shoot everyone of you motherfuckers short of taking my next breath.

And then she does, sparing only blue58 (cuz he's got a cute ass), gwennie,jinx, lj, nbn, sycs, & bruce.

It's a freaking bloodbath, I don't know what to do. Oh she spares undertoad too, because we need him.
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Old 01-17-2004, 09:29 PM   #77
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Steve dallas said Just order some of these (warning: not at all safe for work) and tell her you need to recoup the cost of the camera!
WHAT A FUCKING MOTLEY CREW THAT IS !!!! Hell most of them look like some thing streight out of a trailer park . There are a few nice lookers , but NOT many !!!!!!
All he is missing is a cyclops and a mongaloid ( no offence intended ) !!!!!
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Old 01-18-2004, 12:58 AM   #78
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So, where is it you're from Blue?
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Old 01-18-2004, 01:08 AM   #79
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It's actually taken me longer to figure this out than I expected. I didn't want to just post names willy nilly. List subject to change without notice.

Kevin Spacey
Mel Gibson
Jonathon Pryce
Gabriel Byrne
Kurt Russell

Celeb's I'd do if they weren't dead (which would probably make a thread all it's own)
James Coburn
Steve McQueen
Charles Bronson
George Peppard
Jim Morrison
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Old 01-18-2004, 11:49 AM   #80
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If they weren't dead and/or were still young....

Natalie Wood
Audrey Hepburn
Katherine Ross
Elizabeth Taylor
Lana Turner
Marilyn Monroe
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Old 01-18-2004, 05:26 PM   #81
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(no particular order)

Orlando Bloom
Brenden Frasier
Mel Gibson
Scott Bakula
Cuba Gooding Jr.
(younger) Sean Connery
Johnny Depp (as Cap'n Jack Sparrow)

and

Janet Jackson
Kathleen Turner
Keira Knightley
Halle Berry (I think she is the most beautiful woman alive.)
Joleen Blalock (damn. who wouldn't?)

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Old 01-19-2004, 11:40 AM   #82
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Re: perth's list

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Originally posted by case
Since he hasn't posted it yet, I am going to post it for him and see if I get it right:

Heather Graham
Parker Posey
Halle Berry
Biancee Knowles (from the 3rd Austin Powers)
Audrey Tautou (The woman who plays the lead in Amelie)

Thats probably in the wrong order and I am sure there was a redhead in there somewhere, but we'll see what he says.
Case did pretty good here. Dunno where she got Halle Berry, I never did like her all that much. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's really not top 5 material.

Redheads, I really can't think of any right now.

Maybe to round it out to 5, Rachel Weisz.

Case's list, as imagined by me:

Benicio Del Toro
The guy who plays Faramir
Johnny Depp
Sting (she claims he's not on her list anymore, but as a buddy of mine once said, "hell, Sting is almost on MY list!")
That guy who plays Tommy in "Snatch"
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Old 01-19-2004, 01:59 PM   #83
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(no particular order)

Orlando Bloom
Brenden Frasier
Mel Gibson
Scott Bakula
Cuba Gooding Jr.
(younger) Sean Connery
Johnny Depp (as Cap'n Jack Sparrow)

and

Janet Jackson
Kathleen Turner
Keira Knightley
Halle Berry (I think she is the most beautiful woman alive.)
Joleen Blalock (damn. who wouldn't?)

That's a good list. I'd also like to bag Marie Vos Savant, just so I could say I bagged a supergenius.

edit: Okay, my list, using others as a basis:

Shania Twain - the lovely miss Shania "Runaway" Twain. Mmm.
Katarena Witt - Ice Skater oozing so much sexuality, they have to call the Zamboni in after every performance.
Natasha Henstridge - I don't really know why; she just does somthing for me.
Peta Wilson - Super agent or vampire chick. Yes.
Jennifer Garner - So glad she's not James' daughter.
Gwen Stefani - yes. She gets better with age. Talent and beauty.

And for the "If I were gay list" add:
Julian Sands
Jeremy Irons
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Old 01-19-2004, 02:30 PM   #84
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Re: Re: Ahh Lust List You say

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See that's what I mean...Keanu, pretty boy, how about Sylvester Stallone?

Depp? How about Dennis Hopper?

I don't even know the rest of them.

Do any of you watch Dave Attel, the Insominiac guy? Thats who I look like, pretty close match actually, I'll set up a special email account so I can handle the bombardment of do me now messages.
I wouldn't consider dave chappel a pretty boy - hey look there are plent-o other banagable celebs - but celeb in general usually connotes some measure of prettiness, no?

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Old 01-19-2004, 10:46 PM   #85
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Re: Re: perth's list

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Originally posted by perth


Case did pretty good here. Dunno where she got Halle Berry, I never did like her all that much. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's really not top 5 material.

Redheads, I really can't think of any right now.

Maybe to round it out to 5, Rachel Weisz.

Case's list, as imagined by me:

Benicio Del Toro
The guy who plays Faramir
Johnny Depp
Sting (she claims he's not on her list anymore, but as a buddy of mine once said, "hell, Sting is almost on MY list!")
That guy who plays Tommy in "Snatch"
I don't know who Rachel Weiszszszs is, but here is my list:

Benicio
Faramir
Tommy from Snatch
Ewan McGregor
Johnny Depp
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Old 01-20-2004, 07:30 AM   #86
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Franka Potente
Zheng Ziyi
Cate Blanchett
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Old 01-20-2004, 10:15 AM   #87
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Katarina Witt
#include CHARLIE_BROWN_AAAAUUUUUGGGGH

How did I forget her? Hers was the ONE issue of Playboy I've bought in fifteen years. She bumps Lauren Holly off my list pronto-like.
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Old 01-20-2004, 10:19 AM   #88
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Re: Re: Re: perth's list

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I don't know who Rachel Weiszszszs is...
The female lead in the Mummy movies.
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Old 02-03-2004, 01:59 AM   #89
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Rodney Dangerfield. Good god that man makes me hor....


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Old 02-03-2004, 08:16 AM   #90
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It's rather difficult... I mean a beautiful person isn't the guarantee to be good in bed. So I'll post those ladies I love most :
Nicole Kidman
Laura Elena Harring
Maribel Verdú
Monica Bellucci
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
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