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Old 01-02-2013, 05:20 PM   #811
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Foot: I was being humorous. I will be serious later. Been and still busy at the moment.
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:17 PM   #812
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Foot: I was being humorous. I will be serious later. Been and still busy at the moment.
I was being humorous too. Ortho got us on the whole seriousness groove, then Nirvana got the ball and ran with it.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:15 PM   #813
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Yes, but I seem to recall that you, footy, brought up the very serious subject of orgasms. Which had to be given due consideration ...
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:01 PM   #814
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I was being humorous too. Ortho got us on the whole seriousness groove, then Nirvana got the ball and ran with it.
Whew! Then I don't have to be serious. I hate thinking. :p
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:51 PM   #815
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you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor, right?
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Old 01-03-2013, 08:00 PM   #816
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Umm..... What did he say to the hotdog vendor?
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Old 01-03-2013, 08:02 PM   #817
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I was gonna say "give me one without onions." wasn't sure if that would be sinful to say. :p
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Old 01-03-2013, 08:23 PM   #818
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Lola LOL! les innocent! >love<

Make me one with everything
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Old 01-03-2013, 09:08 PM   #819
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Make me one with everything
Right about now I'd be grateful for one with everything
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Old 01-03-2013, 09:55 PM   #820
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I'd be grateful for one with anything. We're still on orgasms right? Or has the topic changed?
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:09 PM   #821
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sooooooo....I'm guessing you guys are talking about something else?

you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor, right? No, what did he say?

And what the heck are you guys talking about?
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Old 01-04-2013, 12:47 AM   #822
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I'd be grateful for one with anything.
Never settle. Insist on only the best.
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Old 01-04-2013, 03:00 AM   #823
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sooooooo....I'm guessing you guys are talking about something else?

you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor, right? No, what did he say?

And what the heck are you guys talking about?
Q: What did the Buddhist Monk say to the hot dog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:11 AM   #824
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Four monks were sitting together in the dining hall and one suggested that they all take a vow of silence. They all agreed and began their observance of silence.

After about 20 minutes the first monk said, "It's been nearly twenty minutes and we haven't said anything."

The next monk said "Hush! we're trying to have a vow of silence."
The third monk, annoyed, snarled, "Would you two please keep it down? It's impossible to be silent with you two jabbering on."

The fourth monk, with a smug expression on his face, said "I'm the only one who hasn't said anything yet."
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:31 AM   #825
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Never settle. Insist on only the best.
I don't agree. Besides, how can you know if you have the best if you've never had anything else? What are you gonna do anyhow? Send it back to the kitchen?
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