Idiot sightings - Page 7

xoxoxoBruce · 05-13-2010, 08:24 PM

Must have been one of those silly cat people.

BrianR · 05-14-2010, 09:27 AM

I've had dogs that changed color as they aged. My German Shepherd Dog was nearly all black when we took her into our lives but now has classic markings. Our Shih Tzus also started off with dark, chocolate brown patches but became light apricot after a year or two.

Sheldonrs · 05-14-2010, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

I've had dogs that changed color as they aged. My German Shepherd Dog was nearly all black when we took her into our lives but now has classic markings. Our Shih Tzus also started off with dark, chocolate brown patches but became light apricot after a year or two.

Wow. Usually bitches don't change that much until after they get married.

(runs serpentine to avoid flying fish and knives)

classicman · 05-14-2010, 12:51 PM

HA HA HA HA - very good Shel!

Pie · 05-14-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Wow. Usually bitches don't change that much until after they get married.

(runs serpentine to avoid flying fish and knives)

Your type (male, that is) just goes mangy.

Sheldonrs · 05-14-2010, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie

Your type (male, that is) just goes mangy.

In my case, it's male-pattern mange.

morethanpretty · 05-14-2010, 06:41 PM

Work today
caller "I need a password for oracle"
me "OK what is your username"
caller "I don't have an account"
me "I don't set up accounts, you'll follow the instructions on the website to set up your account."
caller "Can't you just give me a password?"

lumberjim · 05-14-2010, 10:39 PM

Ok. your password is 'cock' buh bai

TheMercenary · 05-15-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

This bugs me. The filigree is touching.

That's like letting your peas touch your mashed potatoes.

looks like a bat with one wing bigger than the other.

HungLikeJesus · 05-15-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

A rare photo of the male Idioticus Adelaidensis in nest construction phase.

Attachment 27199

It's a home-made bike-whacker!

GunMaster357 · 05-20-2010, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Ok. your password is 'cock' buh bai

Some years ago, I had a guy who called the IT dept of the company saying that the computer wont accept his new password.

So I went to have a look and told him to proceed as before. And when he did, I very nearly pissed my pants. He entered the word 'bite' in French (same as cock, dick, ...) and the computer answered 'your password is too short!'.

I can imagine that I'm not the only IT tech to whom this kind of thing occured.

BigV · 05-20-2010, 09:14 PM

Our standard naming convention is first initial plus last name. But I insisted that the middle initial be included when Paula Hart joined the company.

Elspode · 05-20-2010, 09:16 PM

That'll cover Perry Nuss, too.

classicman · 05-21-2010, 08:07 AM

... and Alexander whole

monster · 05-21-2010, 09:21 AM

however, mike hunt actually gets a reprieve on this one.

05-13-2010, 08:24 PM	#91
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Must have been one of those silly cat people. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-14-2010, 09:27 AM	#92
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I've had dogs that changed color as they aged. My German Shepherd Dog was nearly all black when we took her into our lives but now has classic markings. Our Shih Tzus also started off with dark, chocolate brown patches but became light apricot after a year or two. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

05-14-2010, 12:51 PM	#94
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HA HA HA HA - very good Shel! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-14-2010, 06:41 PM	#97
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Work today caller "I need a password for oracle" me "OK what is your username" caller "I don't have an account" me "I don't set up accounts, you'll follow the instructions on the website to set up your account." caller "Can't you just give me a password?" __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

05-14-2010, 10:39 PM	#98
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Ok. your password is 'cock' buh bai __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-20-2010, 09:14 PM	#102
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Our standard naming convention is first initial plus last name. But I insisted that the middle initial be included when Paula Hart joined the company. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-20-2010, 09:16 PM	#103
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	That'll cover Perry Nuss, too. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-21-2010, 08:07 AM	#104
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	... and Alexander whole __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-21-2010, 09:21 AM	#105
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	however, mike hunt actually gets a reprieve on this one. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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