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Old 09-21-2014, 10:29 PM   #1
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When Life Gives You Lemons...

Dear Life,
Thank you very much for the lemons you sent me for my Thursday, it was such an unexpected surprise! I had been thinking I might fancy some lemonade, but then when your lemons arrived, I was suddenly inspired to make triple-chili jalapeno marshmallow-melt anchovy and mushroom meringue pie. I enclose a large slice for you to enjoy, I hope it gets your weekend off to a good start. 
Love from Mogwallop
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:53 PM   #2
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Old 09-22-2014, 08:35 AM   #3
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triple-chili jalapeno marshmallow-melt anchovy and mushroom meringue pie
But that will hardly use up any lemons at all... Here, maybe this video will make you feel better. (Warning, it will autoplay.) Don't skip out early, it gets way better in the second half.
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Old 09-22-2014, 03:03 PM   #4
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Old 09-22-2014, 03:16 PM   #5
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...triple-chili jalapeno marshmallow-melt anchovy and mushroom meringue pie...
What? No nuts?

And, no, that's not what she said.
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Old 09-22-2014, 05:11 PM   #6
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yeah lets add some of thos macademia things.
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