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Old 04-19-2015, 02:17 PM   #5866
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OMG now she's singing!!!!! And laughing to herself in a chuckly weird kind of psycho way.

You can't usually get this kind of entertainment for free!
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Old 04-19-2015, 03:48 PM   #5867
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Have you considered that, perhaps, you are simply a big-headed-freak magnet?

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Old 04-19-2015, 05:20 PM   #5868
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I so am! That occurred to me and I luvz ya for saying it. Too funny!
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Old 04-20-2015, 01:37 PM   #5869
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Can you hear my belly?
I mean really.

I know it's stress related (had two cock-uppery days) but this is beyond belief.

It gurgles.
It burbles.
It groans like a ghoul trapped in a wardrobe.
It makes strange running and dripping sounds internally. That can't be right. surely?
And my lower body feels the size of a bloated pumpkin, grown under a dark moon and unharvested, slowly rotting from the inside.

I can't be the only one listening to this symphony of me. It must be audible across the globe.

It's got to the point where I know the world is going to have to fall out of my arsehole at some point. There is too much commotion for it to end otherwise.
It won't be pleasant, but I now want it over and done with already.

Come out, come out reluctant gush,
My lav is waiting for your pebble-dash.
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Old 04-20-2015, 01:48 PM   #5870
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Ah. I wondered what the noise was.
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Old 04-20-2015, 02:11 PM   #5871
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i thought it was thunder. Carrot hid.
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Old 04-20-2015, 02:35 PM   #5872
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You're not too far from the early warning station at Fylingdales.

If you trigger that, the entire nation could be embroiled in nuclear panic before bedtime.
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Old 04-20-2015, 03:02 PM   #5873
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I know the feeling. I hope everything comes out allrite.

It's not funny.
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Old 04-20-2015, 03:54 PM   #5874
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It's got to the point where I know the world is going to have to fall out of my arsehole at some point.
IPCOLAPLTN

(I positively cackled out loud, and, possibly, longer than necessary.)

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Old 04-20-2015, 03:59 PM   #5875
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My best friend has the most vocal stomach in the lower 48 states.

His makes a sound like a clockspring coming unwound.

It's no longer funny in and of itself, but, occasionally, he'll outdo himself and one of us will get tickled, and then it steamrolls the other into giggles, and before long each of us is just an uncontrolled, jiggly, giggling mess.

And that's when someone decides to come in, and they're all like "WTF is going on, here?", and we be all "Aaaahhhhhh, nothing."
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