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Old 06-27-2007, 10:47 AM   #211
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HLJ? Whadja do now?

To LR Crap. Aren't you trying to conceive? Bummer.
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:59 AM   #212
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HLJ? Whadja do now?
I made a joke that was not nice. See here, posts 274 to 277. But I think wolf was serious.
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Old 06-27-2007, 11:01 AM   #213
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Oh. (stifles giggle.)
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:04 PM   #214
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Tha' Goo.
And I have another sleep test tonight. I hate them.
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:38 PM   #215
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Sorry, LR. I totally feel your pain.
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Old 06-27-2007, 07:49 PM   #216
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Damn it. Possible TMI -->Not only did I get my period again, it came early. Grrrr.
Are you taking anything LR? Like Vitex Agnus....its awesome for helping with these things.
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:15 AM   #217
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Morons. Refer to Flint's thread in Technology, and know that I posted my comment to that before this shit occurred.

After a very painful upgrade to our college wide system, I've finally worked the bugs out of my processes and can TRY to get caught up. So I'm running about 12 letters. Our tiny little department printer is in use, by Idiot. I ask Idiot how many letters she was planning to run. Duh, she says, blank and stupid looking, SEVEN HUNDRED. This is the FA printer, but of course other departments use it...no problem for small jobs. It's about 10 years old and very small. There is a BIG printer for use in our suite for BIG jobs. But, but, she couldn't get it to work. So I set it up to run my measly fucking 12 letters on letterhead. Gee, I could figure it out.

This is the dumbass who once sent about 800 letters out with the printing SO fucked up that students were calling saying if they HAD been thinking about taking classes here they had changed their minds because we're not sharp enough to send out a legible letter. This is also the dumb bitch who sent out an email to everyone on campus explaining her fuck up, complete with the sentence "Sorry for the incontinence" She invites people to "set" on the couch we give away at a basketball game every year. She created a communications code that said "dipolma miled." Those words came up for hundreds of students who needed that code in comm management.

Her title? Communications Specialist.

And she is SO far up the VP's ass that it's OK to "incontinent" the rest of the suite.

I just HAD to vent. God I hate stupid people. And I was doing SO good after vacation.

I'm done, thanks for letting me share.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:21 PM   #218
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Morons. Refer to Flint's thread in Technology, and know that I posted my comment to that before this shit occurred.

After a very painful upgrade to our college wide system, I've finally worked the bugs out of my processes and can TRY to get caught up. So I'm running about 12 letters. Our tiny little department printer is in use, by Idiot. I ask Idiot how many letters she was planning to run. Duh, she says, blank and stupid looking, SEVEN HUNDRED. This is the FA printer, but of course other departments use it...no problem for small jobs. It's about 10 years old and very small. There is a BIG printer for use in our suite for BIG jobs. But, but, she couldn't get it to work. So I set it up to run my measly fucking 12 letters on letterhead. Gee, I could figure it out.

This is the dumbass who once sent about 800 letters out with the printing SO fucked up that students were calling saying if they HAD been thinking about taking classes here they had changed their minds because we're not sharp enough to send out a legible letter. This is also the dumb bitch who sent out an email to everyone on campus explaining her fuck up, complete with the sentence "Sorry for the incontinence" She invites people to "set" on the couch we give away at a basketball game every year. She created a communications code that said "dipolma miled." Those words came up for hundreds of students who needed that code in comm management.

Her title? Communications Specialist.

And she is SO far up the VP's ass that it's OK to "incontinent" the rest of the suite.

I just HAD to vent. God I hate stupid people. And I was doing SO good after vacation.

I'm done, thanks for letting me share.
HUGS! [laughs! go on, you know you can!]
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:23 PM   #219
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I'm much better now. That woman is just so....ARGH!
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:16 PM   #220
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This is also the dumb bitch who sent out an email to everyone on campus explaining her fuck up, complete with the sentence "Sorry for the incontinence"
I just remembered that I got an e-mail from a vendor once after they screwed up, sending their apologies for any incontinence I had experienced because of them.
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:22 PM   #221
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Ain't that the shit?
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:32 PM   #222
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I hear kegels are supposed to be good for that.

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Old 07-11-2007, 03:34 PM   #223
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I hear kegels are supposed to be good for that.

I'd heard that too. So, I tried it, but found out I had mis-heard it. I was trying something with bagels. Don't ask.
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:55 PM   #224
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now, that's what I call a yeast infection!
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Old 07-11-2007, 04:24 PM   #225
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Good one, Cloud!
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