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Old 03-01-2012, 10:13 AM   #1
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Cellar Unsolved Mysteries Season 1 Episode 1

In this thread, we explore the plethora of questions posed in the Cellar which were never really answered.

For Episode 1, I've used recent questions I've asked that have not been answered. I ask you, the viewer, to research, postulate, interrogate, extrapolate, and pontificate, if need be, until the dramatic conclusion (which hopefully, unlike Geraldo and Al Capone's vault, won't be too anti-climactic.)

What did Andrew Breitbart really die of?

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...703#post798703

Why didn't Speaker of the House Boehner vote for Trespass Bill (more accurately, why is he not even listed as 'not voting'. Why has Ohio's 8th District been disappeared?)

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=26961&page=2

Lastly, WHERE THE HELL IS THIS?

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...711#post798711

(music swells, images flash...cut to commercial for flaccid men...)

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Old 03-01-2012, 10:16 AM   #2
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The props department has located two 'mystery solved' type stamps. Which one has greater production value?
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:25 AM   #3
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Scenes from next week's episode:

Why is FTFY a favorite Dwellar 'literary device'? Can FTFY users be sued for misrepresentation?

(cut to interview, face darkened out, voice changed)
"I was horrified. They said they'd 'fixed that for' me, but they didn't really fix anything."

(voice cracks) "I mean, I didn't say "for the want of getting nailed a battle was lost. My family read that and it hurt them. It really hurt them."

(soft crying) "But there's no going back you know? Once seen it cannot be unseen..."


FTFY: overused cliche, or clever device? Next week, on a very special (ba dum DUUUMMMM) Cellar Unsolved Mysteries...

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Old 03-01-2012, 02:24 PM   #4
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Lastly, WHERE THE HELL IS THIS?

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...711#post798711
Thanks glatt! http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=26046&page=71
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:53 PM   #5
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:21 PM   #6
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What happened to infi's Fried Egg in the Mail?
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:57 PM   #7
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I've seen no fried egg in the mail. The last one was a homing egg.

But I got a bag of eggs in the mail. I'm eating one right now. Cadbury Splats from Sunny Old England.

:eggsmilie:

Now where's my megaphone: back to work people!
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