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Old 09-07-2004, 01:03 PM   #1
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Psycho Girl -- Not Safe for Work

This has been making the rounds online, and I couldn't find anything here, so I decided to post it.

Apparently, this girl is going through a rough time with a boy we only know as Matt, so she decides to make a video that will entice him into a relationship. Somehow, it ends up on a public forum and, voila, a star is born.

I give you <a href=http://www.professorlauncher.com/rjackson/Psycho_Girl.wmv>Psycho Girl</a>
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:12 PM   #2
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I can't get Psycho Girl to work!!!
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:44 PM   #3
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uh, definitely not safe for work. maybe not home either. normally i would just say that was intentional porn with a creative story line. but i think that little psycho may just be real... i hope her daddy isn't a cellarite.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:15 PM   #4
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I'm pretty certain it's real, my real questions are:

How did it get public? Mistake or did he leak it or did she just post it somewhere public?
How did he respond? I think that's the point where you assume a new identity and move country.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:17 PM   #5
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and what is her phone number?
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:17 PM   #6
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I watched the first 20 seconds or so. Then turned it off, so I don't know just how racy it gets. I also don't know how old this anonymous girl is, but if she's under 18, there are various federal laws that apply here.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:26 PM   #7
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Lookout: Watch Swimfan and reconsider the question.
Glatt: It gets very, very, very racy. You can tell it's not 'professional' but she doesn't quite now how to act, or more accurately, put together an act. That and the awful digicam sound. People also tend to prefer their porn without people saying distrubing stuff like 'i know you love me just admit it' while getting off.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:34 PM   #8
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If it's that racy, I'd caution anyone living in the U.S. to avoid watching it. Big Brother may be watching you.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:40 PM   #9
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There's hundreds of links to it floating around, it's been hosted all over the place so I doubt it's exactly a peado honeypot. That said it's pretty certain she's under 18 but if you've already downloaded it, if they're gonna kick in your door you're already fucked.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:45 PM   #10
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I can't download it!! goddamn!~
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:46 PM   #11
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Well I'm not game to put up a mirror. On consideration the doorframe-as-boyfriend part kind of......odd.
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:58 PM   #12
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i have to admit - that chick would be fun in a couple of years as long as you met her at an out of town bar and you didn't give her your real name. if you broke any of those rules she is likely to boil your kids rabbit.
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:13 PM   #13
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I watched the first 20 seconds or so. Then turned it off, so I don't know just how racy it gets. I also don't know how old this anonymous girl is, but if she's under 18, there are various federal laws that apply here.
I watched the whole thing. It takes me longer than 20 seconds to get off.
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:21 PM   #14
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somehow, so help me god, I will work that into a Haiku!
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:37 PM   #15
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i have to admit - that chick would be fun in a couple of years as long as you met her at an out of town bar and you didn't give her your real name. if you broke any of those rules she is likely to boil your kids rabbit.
Just a suggestion: if you give her a fake name make sure it isn't "Matt".
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