A hypothetical situation - Page 2

Cicero · 11-13-2007, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

...or Excuse me while I adjust the G-string on my bass.

lol!

jester · 11-13-2007, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I wouldn't be if you would quit butting in. And don't give me all that crap about how you're keeping the thread alive for posterity.

I had to butt in here, and just say you're being rather anal about the whole thing:p

glatt · 11-13-2007, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???"

What's your best answer?

Steve Dallas: "She thinks we're playing Air on the G String."

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 02:21 PM

Mendellsohn's Song Without Pants

Clodfobble · 11-13-2007, 04:08 PM

"Could she wear those jeans any lower?"
"I know I couldn't, I don't have the hips for it."

Crimson Ghost · 11-14-2007, 12:15 AM

"Could she wear those jeans any lower?"
"Yes, but she'd have to shave..."

11-14-2007, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

... Your stand partner is a woman you've known for a number of years, but are not good friends with. ... Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???"

What's your best answer?

Yes, but then they would be called chaps!

ZenGum · 11-14-2007, 08:15 AM

At a minimum they should cover her crotchet, especially if there is a strong breve blowing. It could look sharp and put a quaver in a man's voice. I note that it's natural for her to be a bit cheeky but the string section is supposed to be beside the brass, not blocking the woodwinds.

I should give it a rest before he joke falls flat.

SteveDallas · 11-14-2007, 08:35 AM

I knew I could count on y'all to come up with many more smart-ass replies than I could have on my own.

View Poll Results: Your best response....
Huh? I'm sorry.. I don't know what you're talking about.	0	0%
Jeans? Oh, I didn't notice.	0	0%
I don't know, let's go find out.	1	7.14%
Yeah, I'd say she's probably got another couple inches to play with.	8	57.14%
Other	5	35.71%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

11-14-2007, 12:15 AM	#21
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	"Could she wear those jeans any lower?" "Yes, but she'd have to shave..." __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

11-14-2007, 08:15 AM	#23
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	At a minimum they should cover her crotchet, especially if there is a strong breve blowing. It could look sharp and put a quaver in a man's voice. I note that it's natural for her to be a bit cheeky but the string section is supposed to be beside the brass, not blocking the woodwinds. I should give it a rest before he joke falls flat. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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11-13-2007, 02:21 PM	#19
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Mendellsohn's Song Without Pants

11-13-2007, 04:08 PM	#20
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	"Could she wear those jeans any lower?" "I know I couldn't, I don't have the hips for it."

11-14-2007, 08:35 AM	#24
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I knew I could count on y'all to come up with many more smart-ass replies than I could have on my own.

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