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Old 05-15-2018, 04:25 PM   #301
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Sooo, you're an alcoholic tax dodger.
Oh, hell yeah. I live about 25 miles north of the Oregon/Washington border. I buy all my booze and cigs in Oregon.

I have the option of paying $30 for 1.75 liters of booze and $75 for a carton of cigs in Washington, or paying $21 for 1.75 liters of booze and $47 for a carton of cigs in Oregon.

Which would you pick?
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Old 05-15-2018, 07:08 PM   #302
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I was afraid I would not be able to say that I was drinking Buchanan's DeLuxe 12 Year Old Blended Scotch Whisky, since I almost could not get the son-of-a-bitch open and then get it to pour.
Finally did both without any blood or stitches, then discovered quite a few posts on various blogs, etc. complaining of the same thing.
They use leftover space shuttle tile material for the capsule and then a marble in a pipe metering device that doesn't without severe agitation (of the marble and the would be imbiber).

Alas, the payoff is hardly worth the effort, with a sharp, burning nose and taste.
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Old 05-15-2018, 10:06 PM   #303
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Go good Kentucky bourbon. You won't be disappointed.
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Old 05-17-2018, 02:31 PM   #304
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...$75 for a carton of cigs in Washington...

Which would you pick?
HFS.

$75, no kidding? Daaaaayum!

Last pack o' smokes I bought was $1.03. Actually, I didn't buy 'em. The previous day they were 78 cents. I quit then and there.

$75...
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Old 05-17-2018, 02:35 PM   #305
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Go good Kentucky bourbon. You won't be disappointed.
I recommend Knob Creek, Angel's Envy, Woodford Reserve, and, of course, Wild Turkey in the 101 proof.

Can't go wrong with any of that.
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Old 05-18-2018, 11:39 AM   #306
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Have not liked bourbon since my first smell and taste 'bout 60 years ago.
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:10 PM   #307
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Do ya remember the brand?
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Old 05-19-2018, 10:36 AM   #308
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More Crown Royal
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Old 05-19-2018, 01:09 PM   #309
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Im drinking some chocolate Milk
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Old 05-19-2018, 01:15 PM   #310
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Tell me what brand of chocolate milk you're drinking so I can buy shares in that company.
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Old 05-22-2018, 03:30 PM   #311
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Wasn't gonna drink tonight.

Then, just a few minutes ago, I was reminded of just how much I mean to the people I'm surrounded by.

Now, Ima get shitfaced, drink til I pass out, and try very hard to dream of these people in many, very not pleasant ways.

Fuck 'em all.
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Old 05-25-2018, 03:42 AM   #312
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Drinking whole Milk (Organic/Non GMO)
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Old 05-29-2018, 02:14 AM   #313
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Thanks for sharing all your replies here. I do hope that you understand the significance and influence of alcohol on your health.
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:07 AM   #314
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Welcome ashore!!!!

Im drinking chocolate Milk right now
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Old 05-29-2018, 03:49 PM   #315
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I do hope that you understand the significance and influence of alcohol on your health.
I understand the significance and influence alcohol has on my reality...
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