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Old 04-16-2018, 02:14 PM   #1426
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R. Lee Ermey

That man was an icon.

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Old 04-16-2018, 02:28 PM   #1427
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You're ass looks like 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum!

You climb obstacles like old people fuck.

You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece.

I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think ya been cheated.

There is no racial bigotry in my beloved Corps. We do not look down on niggers, kykes, WAPS, or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
The best part of Ermey in FMJ was the story of how he got the role. Might be part urban legend.

He was a military/technical advisor on the film, and knew the guy in the role he would get was not cutting it. He made and sent a video of himself to the director/producer/whoever. In the vid he was being pummeled in the face with oranges and tennis balls, whilst spewing the most vile stream of wordsinsults a human has ever been exposed to. For 15 minutes he hardly took a breath, or blinked. Indeed, I watched the flick once to see if I could catch him blinking. I don't think I did.
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Old 04-16-2018, 09:28 PM   #1428
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I just read/understood he was the adviser and stepped up to demonstrate what it should look like ...and was hired....
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Old 04-17-2018, 02:26 PM   #1429
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Coulda been. Might have happened that way. Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps.

Did it really happen? Who can say?
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Old 04-17-2018, 03:22 PM   #1430
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Who can say?
Well, not R Lee Ermey. Not any more. They tell no tales.
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Old 04-17-2018, 03:34 PM   #1431
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:54 PM   #1432
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and Carl Kasell
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Old 04-18-2018, 02:36 PM   #1433
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Old 04-18-2018, 02:36 PM   #1434
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I mean Martha Washington.
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Old 04-18-2018, 02:37 PM   #1435
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Dammit.

I mean Barbara Bush.
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Old 04-18-2018, 02:38 PM   #1436
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It was either Barbara Bush, or the guy on the Quaker Oats box, I had the sound off.
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Old 04-18-2018, 05:26 PM   #1437
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Dale Winton, known to Brits. 62, cause unknown
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Old 04-19-2018, 01:58 PM   #1438
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Dale Winton. Man, that surprised me when I heard it on the news this morning.
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