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Old 03-05-2018, 06:04 PM   #1
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NSFW- Let's Visit The Dark Side

Firstly let me say that we are quite normal and sane people. We have been involved in photography for most of our adult lives and have really enjoyed it. One day we were playing an internet forum game where someone would give you a word and you would have to match it with an original photograph (much like your word association game but with pics added). We got the word “heretic”. This was our entry into a genre we call Dark Erotica and our passion for the darker side of life has grown from there. We hope you enjoy some of our submissions.


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Old 03-05-2018, 06:53 PM   #2
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how thick is your skin?


I have some questions.

1. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?

2. Which foot do you lift first going up steps?

3. Who is the craziest person you know?

4. How often do you wash that coffee pot?

5. how many teaspoons in a tablespoon?

6. Does it bother you that I didn't capitalize that last one?

6. How about the indent there?

6. Normally, do you start introductions by assuring people that you're perfectly sane and normally do you start introductions by assuming people are perfectly sane and normally do you even?

7. Did I stutter?

8. Which of these questions will tell us most about you?

9. What color is the number 4?

13.

14. Thirteen intentionally left blank?

15. Or was it?
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Old 03-05-2018, 07:19 PM   #3
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That's pretty bizarre, it fits heretic well.
Now you say you are normal and sane. That might be a rub because none of the rest of us are, but we'll work that out.
The female half of the couple@No7 (assuming the photograph is her) has lovely breasts. I'm always up for that.
There have been other threads where members submitted nudes, many much more risque than this.
I assume you're easing into it, testing the waters so to speak.
Personally I hope so, but I'm big fan of nudity by either sex... resident pervert I guess. .
So after you ponder Jim's quiz, have at it.
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Old 03-05-2018, 08:03 PM   #4
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I have some questions.
Why? Are you the police? Do we need to contact our Lawyer?

1. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?
Neither. We prefer a nice Monkey Gland Sauce

2. Which foot do you lift first going up steps?
Depends if there is an even or odd number of steps and if they face North – South or East – West.

3. Who is the craziest person you know?
It’s a toss up between Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump. Now there’s a worry.

4. How often do you wash that coffee pot?
Around the same time we polish the vacuum cleaner.

5. how many teaspoons in a tablespoon?
Depends, are they metric spoons or imperial spoons? There’s a huge difference. We have had to savagely beat many of our servants for not knowing the difference.

6. Does it bother you that I didn't capitalize that last one?
We often wonder what people do with all the time they save by not using capitals.

6. How about the indent there?
Why are there several number sixes?

6. Normally, do you start introductions by assuring people that you're perfectly sane and normally do you start introductions by assuming people are perfectly sane and normally do you even?
Normally we don’t introduce ourselves. People usually introduce themselves to us. We smile if we find them pleasing or we grunt if we want them to leave.

7. Did I stutter?
Yes, but we tried not to notice. That’s the sort of people we are.

8. Which of these questions will tell us most about you?
Number 16

9. What color is the number 4?
When you multiply two numbers together, the colour of the resulting product is determined by the colours of the two numbers as in the hermetic guide of number colours. I thought everyone knew that!

13.

14. Thirteen intentionally left blank?
But we can see a question there. The answer is – yes, it’s ok to masturbate on the cat if there is nobody watching

15. Or was it?
#insert the “Twilight Zone” theme music here....
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Old 03-05-2018, 08:38 PM   #5
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This is Brigitte.
I once had to chain her to the toilet of a hotel room to stop her getting out to hurt people.
If you see her, run like fuck.


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Old 03-05-2018, 09:16 PM   #6
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Clean knives... no dried blood or egg.
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Old 03-06-2018, 01:57 AM   #7
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Clean knives... no dried blood or egg.
She's a very fussy psychopath..
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Old 03-06-2018, 10:30 AM   #8
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Is it pronounced bridge-eat?
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Old 03-06-2018, 02:22 PM   #9
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Boobs. Thank God.

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Old 03-06-2018, 06:11 PM   #10
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Old 03-06-2018, 09:25 PM   #11
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Boobs. Thank God.

Fairly spectacular boobs at that. Welcome, Couple...
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Old 03-06-2018, 10:04 PM   #12
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I'm impressed with your sets, (and her set), I'd assume photoshop for them.
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Old 03-07-2018, 01:53 AM   #13
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I'm impressed with your sets, (and her set), I'd assume photoshop for them.
Yep, we shoot all the elements separately and then combine them in photoshop.
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Old 03-07-2018, 04:03 AM   #14
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A couple of people stopped to ask what we were doing while we were taking this image. We just replied "it's art". They seemed to fall for it and left.

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Old 03-07-2018, 09:14 AM   #15
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I'm thinking redhead.
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