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Old 10-04-2005, 06:35 PM   #316
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:54 AM   #317
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Old 10-08-2005, 07:03 PM   #318
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Quoting Dar512, here:
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And this may be the real reason people come back to the Cellar. The small chance to be Dorothy Parker or Robert Benchley and place the perfect barb, the classic riposte and engage in fairly witty reparte.
Such a terrific concept deserves a tagline:

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Old 10-08-2005, 08:21 PM   #319
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Old 10-12-2005, 06:20 PM   #320
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Old 10-12-2005, 07:11 PM   #321
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for what it's worth, an ode to my favorite contributor

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The Cellar - a virtual bathroom wall to scrawl upon.
The Cellar: trolling for bottom feeders.
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I'm on the path of the barefoot serpent...damn these are good...
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Old 10-14-2005, 12:05 PM   #322
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I'm on the path of the barefoot serpent...damn these are good...
thanks!

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Old 10-14-2005, 05:40 PM   #323
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:55 AM   #324
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The Cellar: We fart in your general direction.

The Cellar: The scared child in Michael Jackson's closet.

The Cellar: WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAZZZZZUUUUUPPPPP?!?!?!?!

And, finally, for my fellow O&A pests--

The Cellar: Your Moms Box

I don't expect any to be picked, but I figured I try...
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Old 10-15-2005, 03:26 PM   #325
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the anti-punctuation/capitilization game

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Old 10-15-2005, 04:03 PM   #326
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mind vomit for the masses
Oh yeah. That oughta bring 'em in.
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Old 10-15-2005, 05:17 PM   #327
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What about "Thoughtful Emesis," then.

Ooh. That wrapped my mind around a hairpin curve to one that might actually be decentish ... "Eschewing Obfuscation since 1990."
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Old 10-16-2005, 02:27 PM   #328
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Old 10-17-2005, 02:52 AM   #329
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Old 10-19-2005, 11:53 PM   #330
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