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Old 11-18-2011, 04:20 AM   #16
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So the deal is marry the beautiful girl when she is still beautiful, then have a painful and costly divorce.
Or marry the beautiful woman when she's a bit bigger and is bitter and twisted.

How about marrying the person who you find interesting and make good friends with and then even if both of you get fat you still have something to talk about?

And no, that's not aimed specifically at you, Sarge
Just the chip on my shoulder from never being considered beautiful.
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Which, frankly, having seen photos of you at various ages, with various looks, including those lovely glam shots, is fucking surreal.
I'm with Dana here. Sundae - you're gorgeous. So many guys here say so - you just don't hear the compliments, do you?
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Old 11-18-2011, 06:24 AM   #17
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Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic.
Exactly.

I gained a lot of weight (about 50 lbs) with both pregnancies (and then lost it) but second hubby thought I wasn't losing it fast enough.

Our first dinner out post-baby (without the baby - our first grown up evening out in MONTHS) and just as I'm about to swallow a mouthful of beer (ah! finally after MONTHS!) he said, apropos to nothing, "So, when are you gonna lose the weight?"

I cannot tell you how hard that hit me. I wanted to throw up, my throat constricted and tears filled my eyes even though I was willing myself to be calm. That ruined the evening for me.

Looking back I should have said, "I'll lose the weight when you grow your cock - deal?"


I am nearly 50, post two pregnancies, post menopausal, post chemo and post breast surgery. Go fuck youself, buck-o.

and proud of it.
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:05 AM   #18
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.. and proud of it.
You can send Big Sarge a T-shirt with that smilie and the words "Protected by Brianna" on it.
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Old 11-18-2011, 10:56 AM   #19
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Bri - Thats just shows you what an asshole he was/is.
I couldn't imagine any real man saying something like that. smh.
My ex gained about the same after three kids and although I wasn't thrilled, I never ever said a thing about it. What a dick.

I find it kinda funny that on facebook I have been reconnecting with a lot of old classmates from HS. We all got old, we all gained weight, many have grey hair, many of the guys even lost hair. Even that one girl who everyone thought was the hottest thing around and was gonna be a model and all that - to see her now - you'd never know.
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:38 AM   #20
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I'm with Dana here. Sundae - you're gorgeous. So many guys here say so - you just don't hear the compliments, do you?
I appreciate them here.
But anyone can take a flattering photo.

Maybe it's too ingrained now for me to change my mind.
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:55 AM   #21
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Sundae - STFU and listen to them, REALLY LISTEN and hear what they are saying.
Let go of that BS you have floating in your mind. Its WRONG. You are a beautiful person.


(ok, back to the meanie me)
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Old 11-18-2011, 12:05 PM   #22
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Skip to 7:25 (I don't know how to do that thingy.)

If you don't watch any of my videos, watch this one, starting at 7:25.

It was partly done because of the flack Delta Burke was getting for gaining weight.

People should be ashamed.

"I don't see receding hairlines, the beginnings of pot bellies and crow's feet...I just see the beautiful faces of old girlfriends and sweet young boys who used to stand on my front porch and try to kiss me good night..."

Beauty.
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:15 PM   #23
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I was going to say something funny, but I think it would have only been funny to me.
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:38 PM   #24
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I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay.
Now that right there is sexy. With the right person this is all you need. Well, for foreplay that is.
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:42 PM   #25
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I'm totally stealing that joe.

thanks brother!
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Old 11-18-2011, 10:31 PM   #26
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I always thought you were beautiful Sundae. I looked at the pics you posted to the NSFW thread more than once. That took guts. I also appreciate the pink hair and the 'this is my style so f**k off' attitude.

Big Sarge isn't your only fan. Relax and enjoy life.
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Old 11-29-2011, 04:20 PM   #27
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I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay.
Hold on to her like grim death!!
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Old 11-29-2011, 04:23 PM   #28
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Looking back I should have said, "I'll lose the weight when you grow your cock - deal?"
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Old 12-01-2011, 01:56 AM   #29
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The super smoking hot ones are usually single for a reason, not always just because the guys are too scared to ask them out.

I dont wait for guys to ask me out anymore, if my really obvious flirting is not working, I take matters into my own hands.

Then again, ever since I got unmarried, I havent held a steady relationship for more than 12 months.
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Old 01-01-2012, 10:23 AM   #30
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so far, this is what worked for me: go to a different country then the one you are born in.

in canada i was a burly tall dark curly haired man with a rythmical accent and a sexy stubble face...















in israel i'm a fat guy.

get my point? and no, there are no exceptions - everyone is exotic somewhere in the world, and you'll find yourself a good bunch of leagues over wherever you are used to be standing.
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