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Old 01-22-2016, 09:39 PM   #331
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Maybe he wrote Monongahela first but people got even more confused?
I think the Oakridge boys sang a song with that in it.
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Old 01-22-2016, 11:04 PM   #332
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Maybe he wrote Monongahela first but people got even more confused?
Nope, when that crosses into PA it becomes ours, their loss our gain. However, Ohio claiming ownership of our Ohio river is a bald faced travesty.
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Old 02-08-2016, 01:32 PM   #333
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Old 02-11-2016, 03:56 PM   #334
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Old 02-12-2016, 03:09 PM   #335
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Old 03-14-2016, 11:59 AM   #336
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Old 03-16-2016, 05:00 PM   #337
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Old 03-16-2016, 06:28 PM   #338
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All I asked was how many times, after I read "rinse and repeat".
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Old 03-18-2016, 11:16 PM   #339
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Old 03-24-2016, 12:28 AM   #340
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I was at Skidmore College the other day and I guess it's a super PC place; they had a bathroom marked 'gender neutral'.

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Old 04-05-2016, 05:14 PM   #341
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Old 04-06-2016, 09:53 PM   #342
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Work is not The Cellar or the UK. Way too many double entendres are missed. The Receiver doesn't think his job title is funny. I don't know how I'm going to survive the change to backdoor receiving. announced today. The other type comes with an invoice, apparently. Or a ticket. This is where it gets confusing -when backdoor receiving, the receiver shoots the load on delivery rather than just checking the size of the package.
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Old 04-06-2016, 11:06 PM   #343
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Old 04-07-2016, 07:36 AM   #344
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Old 04-07-2016, 10:16 AM   #345
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