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Gravdigr · 10-21-2012, 03:52 PM

23. He was arrested for rustling.

24. Where's that woman with the toothache?

25. Peace in the Middle East it is.

26. ...and that's when the fight started.

infinite monkey · 10-21-2012, 05:36 PM

27. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

regular.joe · 10-21-2012, 05:54 PM

28) The bear taps the man on the shoulder and says "you're not here for the hunting are you?"

29) ..I"m positive.

30) Then I slamed into R for race!

Clodfobble · 10-22-2012, 07:29 AM

31) The Chinese man jumps out and yells, "Supplies!"

32) "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

33) Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

footfootfoot · 10-22-2012, 08:00 AM

34) I'll give it a try but I don't want you to hit me on the head with a bottle.

35) OK, I'm gonna show you this one more time.

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 08:00 AM

36. He said you're going to die.

Undertoad · 10-22-2012, 08:29 AM

37. Death by bunga-bunga!!!

glatt · 10-22-2012, 08:30 AM

38. "Relax. You're two tents."

Spexxvet · 10-22-2012, 10:37 AM

39. Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids

40. 'cause 7-8-9

41. 'cause she's married to Mr. Softy

42. Not in my car you won't

43. They both have boy's pants, half off

44. But instead I said "you bitch, you ruined my life"

Undertoad · 10-22-2012, 10:56 AM

(epic thread is epic. i can't wait. great idea footer)

Nirvana · 10-22-2012, 12:05 PM

45) Nope just shave and cut hair
46) Yah but this one's eating my popcorn!
47) Just show him your badge!

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 01:36 PM

48. Because he was stapled to the chicken.

footfootfoot · 10-22-2012, 02:24 PM

49. The Hell you're not!
49a. The Hell you ain't!

jimhelm · 10-22-2012, 02:47 PM

50. See that patch of hair with the squiggle? Thats a vagina. The rest of it its a cunt.

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 02:57 PM

51. I'm going as fast as I can, mom!

10-21-2012, 03:52 PM	#16
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	23. He was arrested for rustling. 24. Where's that woman with the toothache? 25. Peace in the Middle East it is. 26. ...and that's when the fight started. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-21-2012, 05:54 PM	#18
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	28) The bear taps the man on the shoulder and says "you're not here for the hunting are you?" 29) ..I"m positive. 30) Then I slamed into R for race! __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

10-22-2012, 07:29 AM	#19
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	31) The Chinese man jumps out and yells, "Supplies!" 32) "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." 33) Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-22-2012, 08:00 AM	#20
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	34) I'll give it a try but I don't want you to hit me on the head with a bottle. 35) OK, I'm gonna show you this one more time. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-22-2012, 10:37 AM	#24
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	39. Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids 40. 'cause 7-8-9 41. 'cause she's married to Mr. Softy 42. Not in my car you won't 43. They both have boy's pants, half off 44. But instead I said "you bitch, you ruined my life" __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-21-2012, 05:36 PM	#17
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	27. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

10-22-2012, 08:29 AM	#22
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	37. Death by bunga-bunga!!!

10-22-2012, 08:30 AM	#23
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	38. "Relax. You're two tents."

10-22-2012, 10:56 AM	#25
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	(epic thread is epic. i can't wait. great idea footer)

10-22-2012, 12:05 PM	#26
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	45) Nope just shave and cut hair 46) Yah but this one's eating my popcorn! 47) Just show him your badge! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

10-22-2012, 01:36 PM	#27
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	48. Because he was stapled to the chicken.

10-22-2012, 02:24 PM	#28
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	49. The Hell you're not! 49a. The Hell you ain't! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-22-2012, 02:47 PM	#29
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	50. See that patch of hair with the squiggle? Thats a vagina. The rest of it its a cunt. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-22-2012, 02:57 PM	#30
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	51. I'm going as fast as I can, mom!

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