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Old 05-12-2005, 10:43 PM   #106
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Caviar makes me puke (anything fishy does) so I ruled that choice out immediately!
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Old 05-13-2005, 12:00 PM   #107
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A test. I got 14/16. It's tricky.

Might trip netnanny, but pictures are work-safe.
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Old 05-13-2005, 01:21 PM   #108
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It tastes like stinky, salty fish eggs...ick.
MMmmmm I love the little crunch when they burst in between my teeth.
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Old 05-13-2005, 01:23 PM   #109
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but pictures are work-safe.

Yech! I didn't want to look long enough to take the quiz.
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Old 05-16-2005, 02:32 PM   #110
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This guy keeps a log of the funny, weird, sometimes wise things he overhears while riding the tube. The tube being the Brit equivalent of a subway. I don't get out much, I didn't know it was called that.

Anyway, some of the lines are pretty funny:

"Eventually, everyone in Asia will get adopted by Angelina Jolie. "
"No. She is not my identical twin. I'm male and she's female - we can't be identical"

"Apparently, all the koalas in Australia have chlamydia."
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Old 05-16-2005, 02:53 PM   #111
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Haha, reminds me of:

www.overheardinnewyork.com

and

www.overheardintheoffice.com

I think I may have posted these before, but you should look again.

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Teen guy: Come on baby, no one's home yet.
Teen girl: No, I can't.
Teen guy: You love me right?
Teen girl: Sure!
Teen guy: So what's the problem?
Teen girl: You know.
Teen guy: What?
Teen girl: I got my period.
Teen guy: No shit, again?
Teen girl: Be happy about that.
Teen guy: ...your mouth isn't on any period, is it?

--B train
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Co-worker: I figure, if he sends me to jail, I'm just going to call the judge a cocksucker. 'Cause at that point, what can he do?
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Old 05-16-2005, 03:57 PM   #112
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From MrNoodle's link:
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10. Luke actually says "LOL" when he thinks something is funny... freak.
a cellarite perhaps?
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You spend all day stuffing envelopes for refugees. It's not a great job.
it is starting to sound like DanaC...
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I can't believe the fuss they make over a woman wanking off a pig.
BWHAHAHAHAHA
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I just feel disgusting. You shouldn't shit on your own doorstep.
ya think?
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When the dog explodes... I swear... it's the funniest thing you'll ever see.
IOTD?
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Just because you think about him all the time, doesn't mean he cares about you.
Catwoman?
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Are you sure you're meant to stick it up your arse?
better check those directions
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Men who use Macs rather than PCs tend to have quite small cocks.
well, if it was heard in London, it must be true...
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There are more Australians in London than in Australia
Jaguar?
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Oh, we've had a lovely time. Jamie's spent the morning kicking pigeons.
sounds innocent enough for future serial killer.
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:08 PM   #113
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and from BN's overheardinnewyork:

this is beautiful.
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Heather Herself Has That Big Cock Addiction
Sorority girl #1: No, really, tanning is, like, my downfall.
Queer: Please, how often can you possibly tan?
Sorority girl #1: Constantly. I'm, like, a certified tanaholic. It's a real problem. Hey! Heather! What would you say my biggest addiction is?
Sorority girl #2: Um, I dunno...coke?

Awkward silence ensues.

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Old 05-16-2005, 05:31 PM   #114
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Every time I read lookout's sig I have to go spend 10 minutes at that damn Vin Diesel site. A few new ones have popped up....

It is commonly believed that the RMS Titanic sank after a collision with an iceberg. In fact, the ship had struck Vin Diesel, who was swimming laps of the Atlantic Ocean. The icebergs were there, but they were being towed by Vin as something to chew on when he got bored.

and

Vin Diesel defeated the Red Baron by clapping his hands together once.

The silliness never fails to make my day. Damn you, Vin Diesel site.
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Old 05-16-2005, 05:55 PM   #115
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For Steve Jackson fans, here's something along the lines of the Vin Diesel site:

Warehoues 23 Basement
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:01 PM   #116
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HM, why is this Steve Jackson material?

The Steve Jackson I remember gave the world Snit's Revenge and The Awful Green Things From Outer Space....
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:54 PM   #117
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It's by Steve Jackson Games, inspired by, among other things, the Illuminati card game.
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Old 05-17-2005, 02:37 PM   #118
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If you have some time and for broadband only.

www.oddtodd.com
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Old 05-17-2005, 10:48 PM   #119
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Found this on another forum that reads these:

Vin Diesel actually shot the sheriff and the deputy, he just let Eric Clapton take the blame.
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:54 PM   #120
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That makes Eric Clapton, what? Bob Marley's press agent?!
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