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Old 05-22-2009, 12:12 PM   #436
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WIN.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:13 PM   #437
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That was last night. This morning on the way to school, "You and my daddy should just kiss and get it over with." (Divorced for three years.)
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:22 PM   #438
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I thought at first she wrote NSFW in the margin.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:41 PM   #439
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me too
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:43 PM   #440
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heheheee

3 year old niece, after coming downstairs from the bathroom and being asked "did you wash your hands?"

"I used the appetizer up there."
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:44 PM   #441
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Her daddy's vocab is definitely NSFW, but luckily the only time I've seen that come to fruition SO FAR was when we were behind a slow car, and she proceeded to blurt out "Go, Bitch!" at age two.
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Old 05-22-2009, 01:12 PM   #442
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cutest word ever: my 1yo son says "guggle" for snuggle
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:53 AM   #443
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What is a Harligula?

My 2yo daughter was telling me about Harligula.

Harligula makes you fall down and hurt your head.

Harligula makes everybody feel bad.

What is Harligula? Harligula is animals.

What is Harligula? Harligula makes everybody bad.

Harligula doesn't have a stripe (we were just drawing pictures to differentiate between horses and zebras).
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:41 AM   #444
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She didn't accidentally find your DVD of Caligula did she?
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:12 PM   #445
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I don't own Caligula and have no recollection or reason for it ever to have been discussed. I thought about that. First thing I thought of.
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expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:34 PM   #446
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From a syllables-from-a-toddlers-mouth perspective, I'd guess "alligator."
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:38 PM   #447
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That's good, but she can say alligator.
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expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:21 PM   #448
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Reminds me of when my son was 2 and he was raving about something one day calling it "back yard against." It took me forever to figure out he was not talking about a creature in our backyard, but a TV show called "Backyardigans." I didn't have cable at the time, so I didn't know about it. Anyway, what a stupid name for a show. He loved it, though.
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:24 PM   #449
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this thread is the 1st result when you google harligula

could it be argument?
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Old 05-25-2009, 07:16 PM   #450
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All 5 of my little 2nd cousins were at the Memorial Day cookout today. The only girl outta all of 'em, she's 6, was a hoot. Tells my sister "Bayley wants to date you." (Bayley is the 7yr old one)
Talking to me, "Does Buddy eat werewolves?," "Buddy is bigger than a werewolf." "[Werewolves] try to get Tinkerbell to have babies."
She is very informative, I did not know all these things about my black lab Buddy.
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