I don't know what to do - Page 5

infinite monkey · 05-10-2011, 11:56 AM

HAhahahahah, they totally have online cards for that. See: chewing gum...

http://www.hallmark.com/online/hoops...y-manners.aspx

monster · 05-10-2011, 11:59 AM

I bet hallmark have a nice range of cards for that.

Or you could make your own

You could use this image

I'll get to work on the verse....

monster · 05-10-2011, 12:00 PM

YES! email it anonymously. or can you make it her screen saver?

http://www.hallmark.com/online/hoops...s-chewing.aspx

monster · 05-10-2011, 12:04 PM

BTW did you ever do the "swapping gum with the person you're snogging" thing? That always grossed me out when all the other teens were doing it. Except I didn't use that phrase then because I was in England.

monster · 05-10-2011, 12:05 PM

Roses Are Red
Violets are blue
Please shut your cakehole
Whene’er you chew

Gravdigr · 05-10-2011, 12:30 PM

Just burn her.

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 12:31 PM

but just a little. maybe a cigarrette or something?

DanaC · 05-10-2011, 12:31 PM

*grins*

Big Sarge · 05-10-2011, 12:57 PM

IM - I think you are coming across as mean and intolerant of others. Do you really want to be known as the Gum-Nazi? The next thing you know, big government will want to install a noise monitoring device and arrest people for excessive smacking. Once more the commie left wants to remove our constituitional rights

Clodfobble · 05-10-2011, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

It's also ok to ask someone else to ask.

What you do is, tell her that someone else in the office hates the gum-chewing noises, but is too embarrassed to tell her to stop, and they asked you to pass on the message. Roll your eyes a lot at this "coward" and say you won't make it worse by telling her who it is, but needless to say this person is a total freak about noises, but it would be cool if she stopped the gum-chewing because then you won't have to listen to "this person" complain about it after work.

Trilby · 05-10-2011, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

What you do is, tell her that someone else in the office hates the gum-chewing noises, but is too embarrassed to tell her to stop, and they asked you to pass on the message. Roll your eyes a lot at this "coward" and say you won't make it worse by telling her who it is, but needless to say this person is a total freak about noises, but it would be cool if she stopped the gum-chewing because then you won't have to listen to "this person" complain about it after work.

Oooooo. Very much like. Tres passive aggressive!

I'm surprised I didn't think of it!

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 01:02 PM

Wait until she's at lunch then inject her gum with live ebola virus. Wear a mask for the next few days.

HungLikeJesus · 05-10-2011, 01:03 PM

Maybe you could just move to Singapore.

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Maybe you could just move to Singapore.

That's not even a real country.

monster · 05-10-2011, 01:11 PM

you should repost that graph in the interesting graphs and charts thread. And Glatt should bung in the one about tornadoes in there too. Look at me going all grapher-nazi on youse!

05-10-2011, 11:59 AM	#62
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I bet hallmark have a nice range of cards for that. Or you could make your own You could use this image I'll get to work on the verse.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2011, 12:00 PM	#63
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	YES! email it anonymously. or can you make it her screen saver? http://www.hallmark.com/online/hoops...s-chewing.aspx __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2011, 12:04 PM	#64
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	BTW did you ever do the "swapping gum with the person you're snogging" thing? That always grossed me out when all the other teens were doing it. Except I didn't use that phrase then because I was in England. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2011, 12:05 PM	#65
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Roses Are Red Violets are blue Please shut your cakehole Whene’er you chew __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2011, 12:30 PM	#66
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Just burn her. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-10-2011, 11:56 AM	#61
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	HAhahahahah, they totally have online cards for that. See: chewing gum... http://www.hallmark.com/online/hoops...y-manners.aspx

05-10-2011, 12:31 PM	#67
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	but just a little. maybe a cigarrette or something? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-10-2011, 12:57 PM	#69
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	IM - I think you are coming across as mean and intolerant of others. Do you really want to be known as the Gum-Nazi? The next thing you know, big government will want to install a noise monitoring device and arrest people for excessive smacking. Once more the commie left wants to remove our constituitional rights __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-10-2011, 01:02 PM	#72
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Wait until she's at lunch then inject her gum with live ebola virus. Wear a mask for the next few days. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-10-2011, 01:03 PM	#73
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe you could just move to Singapore. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-10-2011, 01:11 PM	#75
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you should repost that graph in the interesting graphs and charts thread. And Glatt should bung in the one about tornadoes in there too. Look at me going all grapher-nazi on youse! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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