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08-29-2006, 09:34 PM | #1 | |
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New rules in China ~ No strippers at funerals
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08-29-2006, 09:52 PM | #2 |
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I'm pretty sure there weren't any nekkid chicks at my grandmother's funeral in March. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't have dozed off during the two-hour service (no disrespect meant - I had *just* stepped off the plane that morning and was jetlagged).
If I see boobies at any funerals here in Taiwan, I'll do my best to get some photo evidence for all you cellar perverts.
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08-29-2006, 10:29 PM | #3 |
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See! This is what happens when fascism is allowed to run rampant. If I was Chinese, I'd be having to change my funeral plans right now.
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08-29-2006, 10:43 PM | #4 |
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I wanna' have strippers at my funeral now... good thing I'm not Chinese.
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08-30-2006, 07:00 AM | #5 | |
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08-30-2006, 08:07 AM | #7 | |
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08-30-2006, 09:46 AM | #8 |
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The Chinese have inspired me with a new method of improving the Viking funeral! Damn my kids are gonna be pissed at me.
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08-30-2006, 10:29 AM | #9 |
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stripping at funerals?
how rad! i'd love to strip at my own funeral (lookin so forward to it, though, it'll probly happen, afterwards, kinda) |
08-30-2006, 09:11 PM | #10 | |
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I doubt you'd be stripping , or much else, after your funeral.
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08-30-2006, 11:37 AM | #11 |
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How about having the dead guy naked?
... Okay, maybe not.
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08-30-2006, 11:47 AM | #12 |
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Could someone explain to me how "Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since large crowds are seen as a mark of honour."?
So, no one liked the damn dead corpse but since strippers and horny fuckers are at the funeral people get the impression he was liked and honored? I just don't get it. Could people possibly be that obtuse? Of course, I told my family at my funeral all I want is an open bar, and an open forum where people can get up and tell funny stories about me. My brother said "well, now that we have it all planned, let's set a date."
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08-30-2006, 02:33 PM | #14 | |
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And Bri? It's not the writhing bodies I object to, not in the least, it's acting like having boobies at your funeral means you were so loved during your life. "Is this turnout weak or what? There were at least 70 more people at MY funeral." -- Heather Chandler
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