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Old 11-17-2002, 12:34 AM   #46
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I believe you <b>are</b> the refuse of the British.
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Old 11-17-2002, 12:36 AM   #47
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'zactly, but they didn't take trash here, too expensive. Just people. Don't have any aussie blood in me anyway. Though ill hold dual citizen soon so you can use British *and* Australian jokes on me.
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Old 11-17-2002, 12:56 AM   #48
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Are you going to stop brushing your teeth as well?
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Old 11-17-2002, 12:59 AM   #49
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Well chewing is overrated anyway...
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Old 11-17-2002, 01:00 AM   #50
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Let's hope the UN weapons inspectors have more on the ball than this crowd, or they'll spend the first month debating whether they're looking for aluminum tubes or aluminium tubes.
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Old 11-17-2002, 08:25 AM   #51
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Which reminds me -- How do you cook chicken teriyaki Hiroshima-style?
First, preheat the oven to 4 million degrees...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
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Old 11-17-2002, 10:50 AM   #52
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<b>How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?</b>

It goes "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop"
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Old 11-17-2002, 11:39 AM   #53
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Nun jokes rule!

How many nuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I never asked. I just fuck 'em.

(another original)
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Old 11-17-2002, 12:09 PM   #54
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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
Drowns.

What's the best part about being a pedophile?
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Old 11-17-2002, 12:20 PM   #55
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Finding old pics that are stll ledgible, stimulating, and aren't stuck together?

My most self-educated guess.
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Old 11-17-2002, 12:27 PM   #56
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Re: What's this?

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What's this?
Reminds me of when Vonnegut drew an asshole and had it published in "Breakfast of Champions".
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Old 11-17-2002, 01:59 PM   #57
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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a 9-year-old?

A: Cleaning the blood off your clown suit.
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Old 11-17-2002, 02:08 PM   #58
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Alright-

So this isn't exactly an original- I always got a really big laugh watching Wierd Al's "UHF", the part where the dude is teaching poodles how to fly. Even though I would swear in a court of law that I thought I wrote that one too.
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Old 11-17-2002, 02:12 PM   #59
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"Badgers?!"

"Badgers?!"

"We don't need no stinking badgers!"

And remember folks, the turtle is nature's suction cup.
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Old 11-17-2002, 04:36 PM   #60
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blowmeetheclown hearing the pelvis crack.
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