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Old 06-24-2012, 12:56 PM   #1
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Please insult me

I am wrong and deeply flawed to my core. Please insult me, and attempt to hurt me. Hold nothing back, and be as personal as you can possibly be about it. Humiliate me if possible. Say that one thing you wanted to say about me but never did. Attempt to find my worst flaw.
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Old 06-24-2012, 12:59 PM   #2
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You're icky?
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Old 06-24-2012, 01:18 PM   #3
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You're too intelligent for your own good. That makes you a cunt, doesn't it? Or are you a cunt only if you disagree with me? I can never keep these things straight.
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Old 06-24-2012, 02:45 PM   #4
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I'm pretty sure you have a speech impediment.
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Old 06-24-2012, 02:50 PM   #5
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You're too intelligent for your own good. That makes you a cunt, doesn't it? Or are you a cunt only if you disagree with me? I can never keep these things straight.
It's if you are too clever by half, AND you disagree with me. One or the other just makes you a dick.
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Old 06-24-2012, 02:55 PM   #6
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I've tried and tried to think but i can't come up with anything that might hurt you. You're better than me.
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Old 06-24-2012, 03:30 PM   #7
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Things get caught in your beard and moustache.
I hate the idea you kissed female rellies with that facial hair, especially Kat.
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Old 06-24-2012, 03:59 PM   #8
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You have the spinach of life stuck in your teeth.
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Old 06-24-2012, 04:26 PM   #9
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You did not punctuate properly in the title for this thread.
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Old 06-24-2012, 04:32 PM   #10
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No.
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Old 06-24-2012, 04:41 PM   #11
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Not until you say pretty please.
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Old 06-24-2012, 04:44 PM   #12
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{{confused}}
Still not sure if this is a joke or if something happened...
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Old 06-24-2012, 05:11 PM   #13
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I think that if he is "trying" to be insulted and that's his wish the best thing to do is to push his butttons is to love him all the more. Undertoad your a beautiful creation of God and I hope he blesses you to the point where you no longer feel the need to be insulted. Your Amazingly smart and intelligent.

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Old 06-24-2012, 05:40 PM   #14
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Thank you all! And more please!
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Old 06-24-2012, 06:00 PM   #15
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That one eyebrow hair just pisses me off. It's standing up all defiant like it owns the damn place.
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