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Old 03-19-2014, 01:42 PM   #796
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FOX News blamed it on Obama.
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Old 04-24-2014, 09:35 AM   #797
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When you can't be with him, be in his mind. Be a mindsticker.

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Old 04-24-2014, 10:52 AM   #798
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Poor Aliantha, DucksNuts, SunSparkz, ZenGum (and his evil nemesis, Old Bunyip), Kagen404 et al:

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Old 05-15-2014, 03:32 PM   #799
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I've been on a bit of a David Walliams kick just lately - probably posted this before but can't be arsed trawling through!

Walliams guest hosting Never Mind the Buzzcocks from 2009. Soooo funny. Though the jokes about Whitney Houston ring a little dark now she's dead.



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Old 06-04-2014, 10:51 PM   #800
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Drunk History on Comedy Central

Has this show been mentioned?

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Based on the award-winning and wildly popular web series, Drunk History is the liquored-up narration of our nation's history. Host Derek Waters, along with an ever-changing cast of inebriated storytellers and top actors and comedians, travels across the country to reenact the rich tales that every city in this land has to offer. Booze helps bring out the truth. It's just that sometimes the truth is a little incoherent.
http://www.cc.com/shows/drunk-history

This one really cracked me up:

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Old 06-05-2014, 09:36 AM   #801
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Old 06-05-2014, 03:01 PM   #802
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Here's a full segment:



These crack me UP!
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Old 06-05-2014, 05:23 PM   #803
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"And she changed the world. (tearing up) But you'll never hear about it anywhere but here. She's in an unmarked grave on the Boston Common. And you know whose grave is marked? Fucking Jim Morrison. (drunken wailing) People fly to Europe to see it. And he wrote horrible music."

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Old 06-05-2014, 10:19 PM   #804
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Changed the World? Balderdash, just another troublemaker given too many chances to repent.
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Old 06-06-2014, 07:50 AM   #805
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I'm digging these drunk history episodes. I gotta check more out.
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Old 06-07-2014, 09:10 AM   #806
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Old 06-07-2014, 02:35 PM   #807
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Brigstocke on fine form:

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Old 06-08-2014, 03:10 PM   #808
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I feel like I understand Greece's problems a little better, now:

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Old 06-14-2014, 05:18 PM   #809
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This one's for getoffmylawnBruce:

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Old 06-14-2014, 08:14 PM   #810
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Excellent.
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