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Old 09-27-2006, 08:56 AM   #1
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The (Blank) of the Beast

Several years ago, a running joke went around the 'Net. Take "666, The Number of the Beast", and modify it for a humorous result. We had fun with it on a couple of local lists, and I thought our creative minds here could do a good job with it, too. So, how about I throw out a couple for starters, and ya'll grab the ball and run?

666-666-6666 The Phone Number of the Beast
$665.99 The Wal Mart Price of the Beast
665 1/2 The Next Door Neighbor of the Beast
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:45 AM   #2
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666a - the flat above the Beast
1,0,1,0,0,1,1,0,1,0 - the binary number of the Beast
DE66 6VL - the postcode of the Beast
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:48 AM   #3
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669 The Threesome of the Beast
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:59 AM   #4
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666DVL--The license plate of the beast

83451--leetspeek of the beast
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Old 09-27-2006, 10:13 AM   #5
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GGG - The Nearsighted Uncle of the Beast
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Old 09-27-2006, 10:39 AM   #6
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999 - the beast is a bat.
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Old 09-27-2006, 10:43 AM   #7
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666, ET-bag

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people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u
I contend that beginning with an un-modified 666 also counts.
(from Cheech and Chong, ET: Extra Testical. "666" would be ASCII Art for an ET teabag)
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Old 09-27-2006, 10:49 AM   #8
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.666 The Beasts Slugging Percentage
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Old 09-27-2006, 10:51 AM   #9
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668 neighbor of the beast (variant)
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:02 AM   #10
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6 -- The (actual) number of the beast (he stutters).
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:03 AM   #11
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667 - Across the street from the Beast.
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:13 AM   #12
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111-the baby of the Beast
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:16 AM   #13
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30.0666 - The caliber of the Beast.

edit: UT - the spawn of The Beast.
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:19 AM   #14
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:21 AM   #15
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people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u
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