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Old 09-10-2008, 02:50 PM   #1
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Would you have comedic surgery?

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Old 09-10-2008, 02:52 PM   #2
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Old 09-10-2008, 05:31 PM   #3
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I would have comedic surgery. In a heartbeat. I want to be as funny as youse guys.
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Old 09-10-2008, 05:39 PM   #4
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I would have comedic surgery. In a heartbeat. I want to be as funny as youse guys.
Careful what you wish for DanaC.... looks aren't everything.
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:12 PM   #5
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I'm sure a lot of us could benefit from grafting on a sense of humor
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Old 09-10-2008, 07:25 PM   #6
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I'd heard she had tattooed on lipstick, but that's the first picture I've seen of her.
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:36 PM   #7
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I'd have my funny bone waxed. No, wait, that would be my dolphin. I'd have my dolphin waxed. My funny bone I'd have enlarged. Nope, sorry, wrong again that would be my penis, that's the thing I want to have enlarged. Not so big it would scare people, but you know, just a little bigger.

I'd have them do some thing to my funny bone, maybe make it stop hurting when I whack it on the back of the chair.

Sorry, that's my penis again.
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:40 PM   #8
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now that's 101% funny
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:46 PM   #9
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And I'm only 98% drunk!
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Old 09-10-2008, 09:17 PM   #10
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Why is it that we have like seven threads dedicated to Sarah Palin, and none to Joe Biden?
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Old 09-10-2008, 09:25 PM   #11
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who?
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Old 09-10-2008, 09:29 PM   #12
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who?
Sorry, maybe it's Bidden. I did a web search and got zero hits.
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Old 09-10-2008, 09:59 PM   #13
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Just Biden our time...


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Old 09-10-2008, 10:06 PM   #14
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that pun's palin into insigniicance
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:50 AM   #15
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that pun's so insignificant I needed two eyes to read it
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