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Old 03-01-2011, 04:13 AM   #1336
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Re: dyscalculia - Stop making me learn shit. (even if I do have it)
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Old 03-07-2011, 03:15 AM   #1337
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:27 AM   #1338
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Around here, a lot of the lamp posts have their little access hatch doors removed and bare wires exposed inside. I always assumed it was some resourceful homeless dude stealing power from the poles and not putting them back together again.
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Old 03-11-2011, 12:12 PM   #1339
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Woman Goes To Court With Tiny Monkey In Bra

Va. Woman Says 7-Week-Old Marmoset Requires Constant Attention

AMHERST, Va. -- A woman turned a few heads when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra.

The woman brought the palm-sized marmoset to Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Officials apparently didn't notice the monkey until the woman went to an office to complete some paperwork.

In an interview with The News & Advance of Lynchburg, the woman says the marmoset is 7 weeks old and requires constant attention.

The woman tells the newspaper she bought the animal on an online auction site and had its clothes specially made in West Virginia.
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Old 03-13-2011, 11:40 AM   #1340
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Teacher/porn star

Is this really necessary? I mean, at least she wasn't fucking the students. Just because someone did something they are ashamed of in the past, does it mean they can never hold a job again? It's bad enough that anyone with a sex conviction can't find a place to live these days, never mind a job. But this whole "Your past is your present" mindset that people have these days is really starting to piss me off.

I ranted against databases in the beginning and no one listened. Now we are reaping the inevitable wages of that sin!

Where's my sandwich board and sign and sackcloth?
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Old 03-13-2011, 01:05 PM   #1341
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Woman Goes To Court With Tiny Monkey In Bra

Va. Woman Says 7-Week-Old Marmoset Requires Constant Attention

AMHERST, Va. -- A woman turned a few heads when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra.

The woman brought the palm-sized marmoset to Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Officials apparently didn't notice the monkey until the woman went to an office to complete some paperwork.

In an interview with The News & Advance of Lynchburg, the woman says the marmoset is 7 weeks old and requires constant attention.

The woman tells the newspaper she bought the animal on an online auction site and had its clothes specially made in West Virginia.
Well, who doesn't go to court with at least one tiny monkey in their bra?
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Old 03-13-2011, 06:31 PM   #1342
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Old 03-14-2011, 03:00 PM   #1343
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Old 03-15-2011, 08:44 AM   #1344
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How the hell did she get through security?
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Old 03-17-2011, 09:51 AM   #1345
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12773427

nutter dives 36 feet into 12 inches of water.

Is it really a dive when you're deliberately belly-smacking, though?
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Old 03-17-2011, 10:30 AM   #1346
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Insane.

I notice the pool is on some sort of pad, and the pad is on snow. The snow is not all that deep, but it's not like the pool is sitting on concrete. There's some extra cushioning there in addition to the 12 inches of water. He clearly goes through the water and hits the bottom of the pool, so the little extra cushioning helps.

Still, I'd never do it.
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Old 03-17-2011, 10:43 AM   #1347
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That video is now topping the BBC's "most watched" list -the other nine clips are all tsunami clips. Evidently, the BBC audience is also tired of the bad and scary news.
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Old 03-17-2011, 12:04 PM   #1348
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Insane.

I notice the pool is on some sort of pad, and the pad is on snow. The snow is not all that deep, but it's not like the pool is sitting on concrete. There's some extra cushioning there in addition to the 12 inches of water. He clearly goes through the water and hits the bottom of the pool, so the little extra cushioning helps.

Still, I'd never do it.
Not to mention the water was near freezing, so that infinitesimal increase in viscosity should absorb slightly more energy...
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Old 03-19-2011, 02:03 AM   #1349
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How the hell did she get through security?
[Hunter S.] You think they'd say anything? Call attention to my son's infirmities? [/Thompson]

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That video is now topping the BBC's "most watched" list -the other nine clips are all tsunami clips. Evidently, the BBC audience is also tired of the bad and scary news.
What do you think started the tsunami?


Too early?
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Old 03-19-2011, 05:53 PM   #1350
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[Hunter S.] You think they'd say anything? Call attention to my son's infirmities? [/Thompson]



What do you think started the tsunami?


Too early?
Nope.
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