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Gravdigr · 08-10-2016, 12:18 PM

From the wear pattern on the lower 'tool' (for lack of a better word) they're used to get something, like lard, grease, or ice cream, out of something else, like a can or jar.

Whatever they contact, it's not a staining substance, as these have been used regularly for over 50 years, and are not particularly stained.

Carruthers · 08-10-2016, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

From the wear pattern on the lower 'tool' (for lack of a better word) they're used to get something, like lard, grease, or ice cream, out of something else, like a can or jar.

Whatever they contact, it's not a staining substance, as these have been used regularly for over 50 years, and are not particularly stained.

I did wonder if they were butter pats, Mr G., but as you suggested earlier they might be for getting butter out of a churn, I abandoned that idea.

Suggestion re-instated but probably still wrong.

Gravdigr · 08-10-2016, 02:25 PM

Syrup stirrers? Syrup pot side scrapers?

footfootfoot · 08-10-2016, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

From the wear pattern on the lower 'tool' (for lack of a better word) they're used to get something..

Whatever they contact, it's not a staining substance, as these have been used regularly for over 50 years, and are not particularly stained.

Additional hint, they've been polished by use and the smaller one is much older than the bigger one and has been somewhat further shaped by use.

infinite monkey · 08-10-2016, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Additional hint, they've been polished by use and the smaller one is much older than the bigger one and has been somewhat further shaped by use.

Dildos!

infinite monkey · 08-10-2016, 10:14 PM

or maple syrup extractor thingy, or something to do with maple syrup or bob Newhart.

footfootfoot · 08-10-2016, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Dildos!

We have a winner! Of a different contest, but a winner none the less.

I like the Bob Newhart reference, but no.

I'm waiting for Glatt to make a guess then I'll tell you.

Gravdigr · 08-11-2016, 10:13 AM

If it's not the kind to bust ass, or move a canoe, searching for wooden paddles is very frustrating.

infinite monkey · 08-11-2016, 11:11 AM

Tater mashers?

infinite monkey · 08-11-2016, 11:15 AM

Oven paddles, for taking luscious Vermont maple-based baked goods out of a Vermont general store oven.

Gravdigr · 08-11-2016, 11:35 AM

Are they wax spreaders for luscious Vermont ass-waxing? In a general store.

infinite monkey · 08-11-2016, 11:36 AM

Tanks, needed a laugh!

Gravdigr · 08-11-2016, 11:37 AM

glatt · 08-11-2016, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I'm waiting for Glatt to make a guess then I'll tell you.

Beats me. I don't know.

Is it for scooping a pickle from a pickle jar? Looks awkward, but who knows?

footfootfoot · 08-11-2016, 08:13 PM

They are obviously filthy, therefore nothing to do with food. Possibly used on asses as an attitude adjuster but that is an off label use.

08-10-2016, 12:18 PM	#2551
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	From the wear pattern on the lower 'tool' (for lack of a better word) they're used to get something, like lard, grease, or ice cream, out of something else, like a can or jar. Whatever they contact, it's not a staining substance, as these have been used regularly for over 50 years, and are not particularly stained. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-10-2016, 02:25 PM	#2553
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Syrup stirrers? Syrup pot side scrapers? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-11-2016, 10:13 AM	#2558
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	If it's not the kind to bust ass, or move a canoe, searching for wooden paddles is very frustrating. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-11-2016, 11:35 AM	#2561
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Are they wax spreaders for luscious Vermont ass-waxing? In a general store. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-11-2016, 11:36 AM	#2562
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Tanks, needed a laugh! Last edited by infinite monkey; 08-11-2016 at 11:40 AM. Reason: forgot the -ed on needed

08-10-2016, 10:14 PM	#2556
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	or maple syrup extractor thingy, or something to do with maple syrup or bob Newhart.

08-11-2016, 11:11 AM	#2559
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Tater mashers?

08-11-2016, 11:15 AM	#2560
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oven paddles, for taking luscious Vermont maple-based baked goods out of a Vermont general store oven.

08-11-2016, 11:37 AM	#2563
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-11-2016, 08:13 PM	#2565
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	They are obviously filthy, therefore nothing to do with food. Possibly used on asses as an attitude adjuster but that is an off label use. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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