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06-29-2012, 09:04 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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What would happen if ...
What would happen if Chuck Norris tried to smash a Nokia mobile phone?
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06-29-2012, 09:05 AM
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Shipwrecked and comatose
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The mobile phone would break.
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06-29-2012, 09:59 AM
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
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Location: A little south of sanity
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The person holding the other end of the line would be smashed into delicious human flavored jam.
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06-29-2012, 11:27 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Location: Seattle
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Jam? A savory chutney perhaps. But delicious nonetheless.
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06-29-2012, 11:28 AM
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a beautiful fool
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 OR....  OR EVEN...
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06-29-2012, 11:42 AM
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Co-Strawberry Festival Queen
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ye Olde Englande
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Finland would fall into the sea.
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06-29-2012, 03:04 PM
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The Great Offender
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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All deserts would turn to glass.
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06-29-2012, 03:11 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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Aliens would land on the planet....President Obama would call Chuck...(cross thread points?)
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06-29-2012, 03:50 PM
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déjà vu
Join Date: Oct 2009
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From then on it would be called just KIA.
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