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Old 05-08-2018, 04:46 PM   #1306
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I can't find a combo that isn't awesome

Ya Butterface Shart Blossom
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Old 05-10-2018, 02:41 PM   #1307
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Smelly douche hammer.

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Old 05-10-2018, 03:29 PM   #1308
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I can't find a combo that isn't awesome
I dunno; I think using 'dragon' might soften the insult. The other items in column 3 can take on and enhance the insult level, but 'dragon' turns it around a bit.

A slimy butt dragon is still a goddamn dragon.
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Old 05-10-2018, 05:36 PM   #1309
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how about a Butt loving Shit Dragon? That would indicate a dragon shaped shit...which is actually shit, and not a dragon at all...



reference the shit-man thread. and the great ongoing shit man debate that followed
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Old 05-11-2018, 04:08 AM   #1310
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Shit men.
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Old 05-11-2018, 12:24 PM   #1311
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A slimy butt dragon is still a goddamn dragon.
That's so full of awesome, I can't even.
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Old 05-11-2018, 02:59 PM   #1312
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how about a Butt loving Shit Dragon? That would indicate a dragon shaped shit...which is actually shit, and not a dragon at all...

reference the shit-man thread. and the great ongoing shit man debate that followed
Still a dragon, in my mind (And it looks like that thread agrees, actually). One with fecal breath, who likes to kidnap princesses with a bit of junk in the trunk.
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That's so full of awesome, I can't even.
I know, right?

Using 'dragon' in column 3 mitigates the insult factor of the first two columns, if it doesn't overwhelm them entirely.
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Old 05-11-2018, 06:00 PM   #1313
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Mr. Clod and I were just talking about the Shit Men controversy the other day. I wish I could remember what new shit-based metaphor triggered it...
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Old 05-11-2018, 07:47 PM   #1314
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Oh sure, true to form, you love to tease us.
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Old 05-19-2018, 05:27 AM   #1315
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Day one of vacation today. We left home at 4 Friday after work. I loaded the bike on a trailer and we got as far as Winchester Va. Hooked up with a buddy we met in Front Royal 3 years ago. Had some beers and burgers. The burger menu was very interesting. They had one called Fat Elvis. With Peanut butter, bananas and bacon. Didn't try that one. I had a George Washington. Cheddar, bacon, apple slices and a fried egg. Damn tasty.

It started raining around dusk, so driving with a motorcycle in tow was extra enjoyable. It's still fucking raining as I enjoy this free breakfast at the Hampton inn. Cmon.
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Old 05-19-2018, 07:18 AM   #1316
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Jim, there's an SSR gathering at Maggie Valley, NC this weekend and the weather forecasts are all bad.
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Old 05-24-2018, 09:11 AM   #1317
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Last day. This was monday doing the tail of the dragon.
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Old 05-24-2018, 11:54 AM   #1318
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Last day. This was monday doing the tail of the dragon.
Man I am a sorry friend not txing for so long. Bout time you relieved some stress.
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Old 05-25-2018, 06:59 AM   #1319
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