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Old 01-20-2018, 08:17 PM   #1051
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Old Glory, the Red, White, and Blue, respect it motherfucker, or I won't let you sit on my flag beach towel, or eat off my flag tablecloth, or wipe your chin with my flag napkins.
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Old 01-21-2018, 01:01 PM   #1052
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Bwahahaha! Now that's funny right there.

Secret Santas, take note for next year!
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Old 01-22-2018, 06:18 AM   #1053
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Un-Tumpin-believable. Brilliant.
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Old 04-23-2018, 02:11 PM   #1054
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Absorene dry cleaning soot sponges.
They are pretty damn amazing. You will still have to paint over the surface, but you will get enough soot off to allow the primer to stick.

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Old 04-23-2018, 04:21 PM   #1055
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Is soot tougher than I thought it was?

Reminds me of something late great Grandmadigr used to say:

Mary had a little lamb
It had a sooty foot
And into Mary's bread and jam
It's sooty foot he put
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Old 04-23-2018, 04:32 PM   #1056
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It's darn near impossible to clean off soot.
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Old 04-25-2018, 12:54 AM   #1057
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Sing that to the "Need Cash Now" tune...
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Old 04-25-2018, 01:38 PM   #1058
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♪ ♫I have an annuity♪ ♫
♪ ♫But I need cash now♪ ♫

♪ ♫Call J G Wentworth♪ ♫
♪ ♫877 cash now♪ ♫


Damn. It fits perfect!
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Old 04-25-2018, 01:40 PM   #1059
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Absorene dry cleaning soot sponges, not so much.
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Old 04-25-2018, 01:41 PM   #1060
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Sounds better when the Philly Opera Company sings it for Wentworth on the bus.
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Old 05-17-2018, 04:15 PM   #1061
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