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Old 05-13-2019, 08:51 PM   #1
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Uncomfortable Questions Answered Here

I’ll go first. My friend’s ex-wife is a “paid groupie” for a metal band. Is she a prostitute?
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Old 05-13-2019, 09:23 PM   #2
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define "paid groupie" What is she paid for exactly? The hanging around or the sex?

My Mechanical Engineer son is driving across the country from Michigan to California with his team to race the Baja car they built from scratch. Some time this morning a text came through saying "we just got service". My first though was they must've reached Las Vegas and stopped at a brothel. Am I a bad mama?

(second thought was there are many mech eng majors from a top engineering school driving to compete in a car they built from scratch, why would they stop halfway to have someone service their truck.

Finally I made it to cell phone service. But one would normally expect "I got service" in that context....)
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Old 05-13-2019, 11:26 PM   #3
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Yeah, depends on what she's paid to do.

The we in we got service may stem from team spirit on this quest.
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Old 05-14-2019, 06:19 AM   #4
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I'd never heard of "paid groupie" before. It makes sense as these are some ugly mother-fuckers in a so-so band. I guess she's there to create the social media image. Regular prostitution seems more honest.
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Old 05-14-2019, 08:28 AM   #5
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Only a prostitute if she's fucking them. Otherwise, she's a salesman
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Old 05-14-2019, 09:42 AM   #6
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"Is she a prostitute?"

Yes.

As long as she calls the shots: there ain't nuthin' wrong with that.
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Old 05-14-2019, 11:43 AM   #7
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Public Relations, maybe?
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Old 05-14-2019, 12:13 PM   #8
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Only a prostitute if she's fucking them. Otherwise, she's a salesman
Salesperson.
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Old 05-14-2019, 12:16 PM   #9
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Old 05-14-2019, 01:46 PM   #10
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Public Relations, maybe?
What about Pubic Relations?
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Old 05-15-2019, 05:58 AM   #11
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Yes.

As long as she calls the shots: there ain't nuthin' wrong with that.
Prostitution is more honest. I guess it is marketing.
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Old 05-15-2019, 09:45 AM   #12
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"Prostitution is more honest."

Yep.

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"I guess it is marketing."

Mebbe so.
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Old 05-15-2019, 10:16 AM   #13
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I think it depends on if she would have sex with them if they paid her or not.

She probably thinks of it as hanging with the band and getting an allowance.
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Old 05-15-2019, 10:33 AM   #14
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What about Pubic Relations?
Perhaps the young lady, the subject of this thread (so far), the professional 'paid groupie' mentioned in the first post, is doing PR work for the band, as opposed to just fucking them.

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Old 05-16-2019, 09:05 PM   #15
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Look again, Grav--he wasn't actually asking, he was modifying the spelling for humorous intent.
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