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Old 02-18-2016, 02:58 PM   #1
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Who let the Cellar monkey out?

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Furious George: monkey in Brazil drinks rum and chases bar patrons with knife


Capuchin was eventually captured by fire department and released into wildlife reserve – only to be recaptured for harassing local children
http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...um-takes-knife

Also, I move that the Cellar Monkey should now be called George.
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Old 02-18-2016, 03:04 PM   #2
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And more importantly, Do you ave a lee-zahnse for zat minkey?
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Old 02-18-2016, 06:41 PM   #3
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George has been bad. Who's going to spank the monkey?
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Old 02-18-2016, 06:57 PM   #4
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ahem
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Old 02-19-2016, 08:38 AM   #5
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Do not believe (bolding mine)

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After sampling some alcohol from patrons’ glasses, a monkey picked up a knife and chased customers around a bar in Paraiba, Brazil, it has emerged.

The capuchin monkey drank remnants of cachaça...

“It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” fire department Lt Col Saul Laurentino told aRede.
The only misunderstanding was someone saying, "Hold my monkey for me, I'm gonna have a cachaça."
Instead they said, "Hold my cachaça for me, I'mma let the monkey finish it."

Animal prank gone wrong. Serves them right. I laughed anyway.
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Old 11-01-2019, 12:02 AM   #6
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Not true, fake news, George was hard at work at the time.
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Old 11-01-2019, 09:09 AM   #7
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George certainly looks busy.
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Old 11-01-2019, 04:13 PM   #8
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...and thoughtful.




















Furious George.
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