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Old 11-25-2018, 03:18 PM   #76
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I haven't ever Jammed a porcupine up my ass.
Well, that's the easy part.

Getting it out is the hard part.

Unless ya put it in backwards to start with.
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Old 11-25-2018, 03:19 PM   #77
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Old 11-25-2018, 08:41 PM   #78
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I haven't ever Jammed a porcupine up my ass.
Keryx made me say that.
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Old 11-25-2018, 10:03 PM   #79
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Old 11-25-2018, 11:27 PM   #80
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Old 11-26-2018, 07:19 AM   #81
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Old 11-26-2018, 07:20 AM   #82
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Old 11-26-2018, 03:25 PM   #83
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I haven't ever quartered in a Quonset hut.

Know why they're called Quonset huts?

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Old 11-26-2018, 09:26 PM   #84
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Old 11-27-2018, 07:50 AM   #85
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Old 11-27-2018, 06:06 PM   #86
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I haven't ever quartered in a Quonset hut.

Know why they're called Quonset huts?

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What idiot don't know the damn alpha---oh, it was me.

Ne'ermind.

Now, where were we? Like I'd know.
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Old 11-27-2018, 06:08 PM   #87
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I haven't ever ransacked a ranch house.

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Is it S?

I'm not sure anymore.
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Old 11-27-2018, 06:14 PM   #88
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Old 11-27-2018, 06:58 PM   #89
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Old 11-28-2018, 03:06 AM   #90
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