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Old 01-31-2008, 11:14 PM   #1
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Cheeseburger in a Can on a Plane on a Treadmill

Yeah, I don't have anything to post here. Anyone have any ideas?

I just wanted to say cheeseburger in a can on a plane on a treadmill.
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Old 02-01-2008, 12:01 AM   #2
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I was thinking that if you made train tracks out of ferrous metal, and put really strong magnets under a train, and tilted them you could have free train energy. and then if you put the tracks on a treadmill going the other way, the train would not be able to lift off.
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Old 02-01-2008, 12:51 AM   #3
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The plane would not take off, because the pilot would be too busy barfing at the very thought of the cheeseburger in a can to start the engine.
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:41 AM   #4
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I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:48 AM   #5
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:06 AM   #6
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I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
Hell, I'm too busy to draw a cartoon right now, but I have a good one in mind: the first guy says "I can has cheeseburger?" and the other guy hands him a cheeseburger in a can, and when he opens it - snakes jump out! (one of those novelty things) ...and then the plane crashes.
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:22 AM   #7
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The plane would not take off, because the pilot would be too busy barfing at the very thought of the cheeseburger in a can to start the engine.
Actually the Navy trains a lot of pilots so a "cheeseburger" in the can is probably not a big deal.
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:57 AM   #8
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I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
OH MY GOD!!! STEAKS ON A PLANE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:00 AM   #9
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lmao...Sheldon, you never fail to slay me!
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:37 AM   #10
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cheeseburger in a can on a plane on a treadmill.
on fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:02 AM   #11
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Hell, I'm too busy to draw a cartoon right now, but I have a good one in mind: the first guy says "I can has cheeseburger?" and the other guy hands him a cheeseburger in a can, and when he opens it - snakes jump out! (one of those novelty things) ...and then the plane crashes....
...into a train on a treadmill going the opposite direction at EXACTLY the same speed....
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:08 AM   #12
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...which was driven by al qaeda operatives....
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:09 AM   #13
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//holy crap \\
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:39 AM   #14
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:40 AM   #15
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You really need to start your own site a la "explodingdog."

Funny shit.
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