Stuff You Can't Do

[Tulip]

Originally Posted by wolf

I went to glass because I have some of those chrysanthemum teas that bloom when you pour the water on them, and I like to watch.

You mean those chrysanthemum flowers or those blooming flower tea? I've always wanted to get those blooming flower tea, but they're rather expensive, so I just stick with my Ten Lu tea.

[Nirvana]

I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3
OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?]

[Big Sarge]

I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff

[plthijinx]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time.

fuck all! you just made me spew beer!

edit: damn it! make that twice! not sayin which one made me do it though. not without torture!

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by plthijinx

ACK!

You would if you could. Yes you would to.

[wolf]

Originally Posted by Tulip

You mean those chrysanthemum flowers or those blooming flower tea? I've always wanted to get those blooming flower tea, but they're rather expensive, so I just stick with my Ten Lu tea.

Blooming flower teas are what I mean. They are expensive, but you can get more than one brewing out of them ... they only look really pretty the first time, though.

About bumperstickers ... if there are so many that you can barely see the back of the car through them, it's a liberal. Conservatives typically have one NRA sticker on the back window, and maybe one or two stickers on the bumper, unless the individual is fanatically pro-life and has to announce it to everyone else driving behind them. I should probably slap a sticker over the scratch on my paint. Oh, and we peel off the election ones after the election is over. I still see a lot of "O" stickers, almost like people need to constantly remind themselves that he's president. Kind of like the lawn signs that had to rot off the posts.

Oh, and ....

I am strong.

I am invincible.

I can do anything.

I am woman.

[plthijinx]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You would if you could. Yes you would to.

hell i'd never leave the house are you kidding me?

[plthijinx]

which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.

[GunMaster357]

Stuff I can't do ?

Count the things I can

[plthijinx]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff

i gotta ask...were they done professionally or made with light ballast?

[Clodfobble]

Originally Posted by wolf

I should probably slap a sticker over the scratch on my paint.

I knew an old lady who did that... to cover holes in the walls of her house.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Nirvana

I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3
OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?]

No, it was the man from nantucket.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by plthijinx

which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.

This should be in the joke thread, but it is apropos.

A woman was shopping at a grocery store and as she went through the cashier's he commented on how much dog food she had in her cart and asked her if she had a lot of dogs for all the food she was buying.

"No, actually, it's for my husband. He accidentally ate a dog biscuit once and discovered that he loved the flavor and now, that's all he'll eat."

"Wow, that's the oddest thing I've ever heard." said the young cashier.

A few months later she was in his line again, but this time she had a cart full of normal groceries. The cashier asked her if her husband had got tired of dog food.

"Actually, no." She said, "He passed away recently."
"Oh, I'm sorry, had he been sick?" asked the cashier.
"No, he was lying on the couch licking his balls and he fell off and broke his neck."

[Nirvana]

I was waiting for this to be posted but since it has not made its way here . . .

The one thing you cannot do is say these 7 words on TV;
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

But you can type them on the interwebs

[monster]

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